Title: Do you remember things?
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Original Record Date: Unknown
Soundcloud Publication Date: October 2, 2012
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If you could have a hand made of ham or an armpit that dispensed sun cream, which would you prefer?
My feeling is I would go with the sun cream armpit because sun damage is a serious thing. I flew here today on Air New Zealand and those people are just monsters. Their skin, they’re like lizard people, so it highlighted for me the need to have access to sun cream on a more regular basis. And I could use that on my family – like, I have a baby. And frankly, I let him run around. I don’t care; he’ll probably get burned horribly. If I had that I could help him but I’m not going to go to a store.
Have you ever seen a ghost?
I wish, I want to. I’m one of those people who would absolutely freak out with happiness if I saw one.
If you were a ghost what is the first thing you would do with your ghostly powers?
I would immediately go to a women’s locker room situation and spend the decade there. And then I would go try and help people.
Have you ever tried to suck your own cock?
Yes, successfully when I was 8 or 9, I took tae kwon do (that’s a Korean martial art) and I could just get the tip – I could kiss it. Be like: good job. Good job, guy. Now I can’t touch my toes, but when I was 9 I could kiss my penis.
What is your favourite cheese?
The best cheese would have been from when I lived in France: unpasteurized Camembert. Anything where you can get sick and die is the best, especially cheese.
Have you ever seen a bigfoot?
No. Ugh, anything, if I ever could see a bigfoot or a zombie or something I would be so happy.
If you had to have sex with an animal – if you had to – what animal would you have sex with, if you had to?
I would be most concerned for the animal itself. Whatever I could fuck without it being hurt or killed. I understand that they might be, “Why are you fucking me‽” It’s going to be upset, but I would like it to not die or even get hurt. So maybe some big huge thing that could kill me, which I would deserve. Anything that afterwards would be like, “Alright, buddy,” and kill me. And hopefully I would make it cum.
RH says that some of the uncool kids have started saying RHLSTP, so he’d have to think up something new for the cool kids to do.
RD had a gig directly after recording this.
Emergency Question forerunner: Have you ever had sex with a teacher?
RH has a rule where he can have sex with anyone while recording the podcast.
RH states that the ham in the emergency question would regenerate after a period of being eaten so it wouldn’t be the end of your hand but it also wouldn’t be a limitless ham hand.
The suncream in your armpit in the same question only provides one bottle per day.
“Have you ever seen a ghost?” question originated during the Edinburgh Fringe podcast.
Wanted to ask the Nando’s heat sauce emergency question but there’s no Nando’s in the United States, but RD suspected he would want it pretty hot.
RD wonders about permissability of having sex with a human right after they died but just before they turned into a zombie.