Title: Death is Nice

Soundcloud Time: 1:30:27
Youtube Time: N/A

Original Record Date: Unknown
Soundcloud Publication Date: October 9, 2012
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Please Welcome a Man
Jim fixed it for him to have his own interview show.

Cool Kids
N/A

Guest Best Known
SP: As The vicar in Mr. Bean’s Holiday.
RS: As Davey in Henry IV, Part 2.

Audience

Better or Worse than Last Week: N/A
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Member Member Note
Unnamed heckler who could not be heard at home
Unnamed fans of the ham hand (cheered when selected)
Unnamed looks a bit like a nerd
asked RS: How much fun was it to work with Vic and Bob?
asked RS: Who was better – Vic or Bob?
Unnamed asked: What is better – horror or comedy?
Unnamed asked: Do you adopt your characters in the bedroom?

Emergency Questions

Have you ever tried to suck your own cock?

SP: No, because it’s not possible.

RS: I couldn’t fucking do it now…my back.

If you could have a hand made of ham or an armpit that dispensed sun cream, which would you prefer?

SP: I would have the hand of ham. I don’t know why.

RS: I agree. If it were, like, shower gel of shampoo or something useful, maybe, but with the sun cream it’s only a month maybe that’s it’s useful and then the rest it’s just a bind, isn’t it? It’s just under your arm.

Have you ever seen a ghost?

RS: No.

SP: We did actually go to a haunted house for a Radio 4 documentary. Was it called Ram House? The Ram Inn, which is even more a carry-on title. Ghost Hunting at the Ram Inn. We’ll put the willies up you. We sort of got there and there was this absolutely insane guy who sort of lived there. And it was just a dump, wasn’t it? It wasn’t a habitable house. It was reputed 14th-century and it was full of devil worship and child abuse – once again, we come back to the theme of the night. We had a medium and we did a sort of seance and she did a tapping seance, so we did the glass moving and everyone thought the other person was moving it. And one of the questions was, “What is death like?” and it spelled out “Nice.”

Have you ever seen a bigfoot?

RS: No.

SP: Yeah, haven’t.

What heat sauce do you have when you go to Nando’s?

SP: I’ve never been to Nando’s.

Notes

RH “breaks” story about Jimmy Savile necrophilia rumours.

RS had recently hurt his back.

Psychoville is the name of The League of Gentlemen in Japan.

When speaking about terrorist atrocities, RH specifies implant bomb.

RH notes that the bigfoot question doesn’t get a lot of response, but even if someone reveals they have once it will be worth it.