Title: The Moon Told Me To Kill
Original Record Date: July 1, 2013
Soundcloud Publication Date: July 4, 2013
Youtube Publication Date: April 22, 2015
Please Welcome a Man
Who the other day his wee smelled of asparagus even though he hadn’t eaten asparagus.
Guest Best Known
For her appearance on Improvisation, My Dear Mark Watson.
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Member Member Note Unnamed shown on RH’s hand-held camera RH had lost the footage from the “previous week” where RH had said that the image of this man would put people off masturbating David Frew nuclear physicist had recently been to China walking along the Great Wall Jimmy came in late studying law RH accused him of getting chummy by saying hi Unnamed accompanying Jimmy “maybe more” than friends RH declares he’s going to wreck whatever’s going on between her and Jimmy studying sociology and social policy Unnamed said that bronze and gold combined to make silver Various shouted out few Welsh words or phrases they knew Jamie Olympic athlete skiier
Ben Evans: Jonathan Wright: Would you rather be a cow or a badger and why?
A badger’s got less chance of being eaten. It’s like live fast, die young. Or have a less good-quality life potentially over a longer period of time. If I could choose who’d eat me I think I’d be a cow. If I was a cow and I could die and be steak tartar before Murray won Wimbledon I would do it.
Have you ever seen a ghost?
I’ve never seen a ghost. I’d like to. I’ve done a lot of Ouija boards. I started doing Ouija boards on my own when I was about 10. *RH points out that if no one was cheating then IS has seen a ghost.* I suppose I felt one. And let me tell you, it felt good.
Have you ever seen a bigfoot?
Have you ever tried to give yourself cunnilingus?
No, but I wish I had. I might try. Why not? I don’t think that it would count in the 32,000. Hey, I wonder if masturbation counts in the 32,000? I suppose having sex has to involve someone else. Philosophical question. I don’t think it does count. No, I’ve never tried. I’m not very flexible, actually. I’ve got a joint disease called ankylosing spondylitis.
Recently listening back, RH realized he was “terribly obnoxious and sexist” when interviewing IS during the Edinburgh Fringe Festival podcast.
IS is a previous winner of the Gold Sony Award.
RH talks about his grandmother dating after the death of his grandfather, producing anxiety in RH about who she’d be attached to in heaven.
IS mentioned that she and her boyfriend had smelled one another’s wee after eating asparagus, without RH having to ask the emergency question that normally prompts thi sort of information.
During taping IS extinguished 12 matches in her mouth.
RH asked IS multiple emergency questions during the Sony Award podcast taping. Her answer was: sun cream because she’s pale and would like some sun cream at the ready.
In reference to the 32, 000 mentioned in the cunnilingus question, IS had mentioned that a Ouija board had revealed she would have sex 32,000 times during her lifetime.
IS gave the audience a choice between hearing her sing a song in Welsh or do an impression of a person singing down a well; she did both.