Soundcloud Time: 1:31:28
Youtube Time: N/A
Original Record Date: Unknown
Soundcloud Publication Date: May 22, 2012
Youtube Publication Date: N/A
Please Welcome a Man
Who’s had a shit against a wall 50 yards from his front door.
Guest Best Known
As a Chortle Internet Comedy nominee. (RH won.)
Better or Worse than Last Week: N/A
Like or Unlike Wikipedia: N/A
Member Member Note Sarah in the front row bit of a busybody know-it-all waiting to be awarded degree in Economics incorrectly calculated 38×100 May accidentally called Joy born in January Twitter: Alan Thomas 99 asks CH for a copy of Higson’s funk punk album “Conspiracy” Dan winner of prize pack including tickets for next week’s Charlie Brooker show when asked whether he preferred Charlie Higson or Charlie Brooker, answered Higson friend accused RH of trying to “auction her sexuality”
Have you ever tried to suck your own cock?
No. I have never thought once in my life, It would be really good to suck my own cock. I’m now a respected children’s author so I have to be very, very careful about what I say and do. I’ve a very straight and stiff back.
Do you think that Jonathan Ross has ever tried to suck his own cock?
I imagine that his is huge.
RH has trouble pronouncing RHLSTP.
Notes that Chortle were calling it RHLSP.
RH tells childhood story of a serious argument with another child about Fairlands Middle School having a chance of winning against the professional Liverpool team in a game of football.
RH tells childhood story of an argument with childhood friend Phil Fry about who would last longer during a famine.
RH notes that wife Catherine Wilkins’s middle name is Joy.
Higson claims that Jonathan Ross fell asleep while interviewing him.
RH referred to recent Hammersmith Apollo charity gig as “the old Richard Herring is Fat Team” (with Kevin Eldon, Stewart Lee, Sally Phillips).
Prizes on offer; given based on audience guessing true/false statements.