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Soundcloud Publication Date: May 29, 2012
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Please Welcome a Man
The creator of the Elderly James Bond Chronicles.

Cool Kids

Guest Best Known
Contributed to the 1980’s magazine Oink.


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Member Member Note
Andy when asked whether he’d rather have sex with Engelbert Humperdinck or one of the cake-baking babushka grannies from Eurovision, Andy said the grannies because there were more of them

Emergency Questions

Have you ever tried to suck your own cock?

What is this show? Now there’s going to be a drumroll and someone knocks out one of the vertebrae in my spine. ‘Cause it’s just that one. Probably. The reason I can’t remember is ’cause if it was successful then I would have an answer for you straight away. I don’t know. Yes. Have I? If you haven’t you never dared to dream. I must have done – at some point in my life.


Still had to read RHLSTP (RHLSTP) off a card; called it the “worst acronym ever”.

Noted that at the BAFTA’s Charlie Brooker had been beaten by just Stewart Lee, not even Stewart Lee plus someone else.

RH likens sex with the babushka grannies to a Russian human centipede.

In addition to Amy Pond being on RH’s “=celebrity shag list, also names Lily Cole.

RH passes along his mother’s compliments on Charlie Brooker’s recent performance on Have I Got News For You.

Charlie Brooker notes that the BAFTA’s would be a great location for a terrorist attack.

RH notes relative success of 9/11 compared with other terrorist atrocities.

RH espouses bra bomb idea.

Charlie Brooker terrorism idea: Get two mopeds and a bit of razor wire between them, and drive on either sides of a big crowd. At ankle height so they slice off everyone’s feet.

Prizes on offer; given based on audience guessing true/false statements