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Soundcloud Time: 1:07:21
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Soundcloud Publication Date: June 15, 2012
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Please Welcome a Man
Who doesn’t believe it’s possible to put human morality into penguins.

Cool Kids
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Guest Best Known
As the 6th sexiest Jew.

Audience

Better or Worse than Last Week: Better
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Emergency Questions

Have you ever tried to suck your own cock?

Obviously yes. I tried quite a lot, because you say it as though it would only happen once. I think for a year-and-a-half I was giving it a go. Well, for me, and I would have thought this is the case with most men, what happened was really trying and my back really started to hurt and not being a masochist my erection shrivelled up because it was so painful and uncomfortable. I was then having to move my neck further and further up; that hurt my neck. And unlike Nick Frost I can’t ejaculate under those kind of circumstances.

Notes

RH jokes that in 20 years time the annals of classic comedy will include Morecambe and Wise with the toast in the morning, Del Boy falling throught the bar, and Me 1 vs. Me 2 (where Me 2 drinks but Me 1 doesn’t).

DB reveals that in the world’s sexiest Jew poll Sir Alan Sugar was a fellow listee. David Schwimmer ranked number 1.

DB tells Frank Skinner’s story about Jonathan Ross being able to perch three turkeys on his penis.

RH says that after tweeting Jonathan Ross about whether he’d ever sucked his own cock, JR said that he hadn’t.

RH states that getting the tip of his cock into his mouth wasn’t so much like having his cock sucked as it was like having a cock in his mouth.

Prizes on offer; given based on audience guessing true/false statements.