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Soundcloud Publication Date: June 20, 2012
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Please Welcome a Man
He’s backstage now, shooting a rod of semen into his own mouth.
Guest Best Known
As the star of BSkyB’s Up Your News.
Better or Worse than Last Week: Better
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Member Member Note Dave in the front row a good lad
Have you ever tried to suck your own cock?
*Conversation wandered; no response given.*
SL describes RHLSP as vast, ongoing vanity project.
RH recounts story of 1987 Edinburgh Festival Fringe at Johnston Terrace, where Stewart Lee masturbated a crying RH with the hand of a ventriloquist dummy made by RH’s great-grandfather in 1895. Stewart Lee claimed he was trying to cheer up RH, who had been crying at the time.
RH recounts story of 2002 Edinburgh Festival Fringe, where all of the kitchen cupboards in the apartment shared by Stewart Lee, Chris Addison, and Richard Thomas had been smashed in.
RH recounts story of being approached by “a fan” who actually just wanted to return a dropped credit card.
SL pleads with RH to get a driver.
SL imagines touring Lee & Herring as old men.