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Soundcloud Publication Date: June 26, 2012
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Please Welcome a Man
Who has been wanked off by the hand of a hundred-year-old ventriloquist dummy.
Guest Best Known
GL: He was that Irish bloke in Alan Partridge.
AI: As the script editor from Radio 4’s The End of the Road Show.
Better or Worse than Last Week: Better
Like or Unlike Wikipedia: Like
Member Member Note Unnamed asked GL: As someone with strong opinions about computer games, have you ever wanted to write a computer game? Andy McH asked GL: Should more people on Twitter post pictures of themselves on the toilet? Unnamed asked AI: Any chance of any more The Day to Day? Unnamed had to leave early to catch a train; said episode was good
Have you ever tried to suck your own cock?
GL: I’m sure I kind of… I gave up very quickly. The sheer effort was enjoyable enough.
AI: I’ve never tried, although I recently realized that I might be able to. Because I used to have a terrible back, you see, and everyone said, “Oh, you must take up pilates,” so I’ve been doing pilates for the last couple of years. *Gives demonstration of current flexibility.*
RH declares that the “Have you ever sucked your own cock” question will be asked in this series only.
RH states: John Milton was at the Devil’s party without even knowing it. Discuss.
RH calls GL mimicking sucking a shoulder penis the second best miming of the series, after Minchin miming fucking his own prolapsed anus.