Title: Aggy! Aggy! Aggy!

Soundcloud Time: 1:31:23
Youtube Time: 1:32:31

Original Record Date: September 30, 2013
Soundcloud Publication Date: October 16, 2013
Youtube Publication Date: May 13, 2015

Please Welcome a Man
Who’s just been sucking on a tit full of talc.

Cool Kids

Guest Best Known
As the narrator of Gladiators Ready! – The Gladiators Story.


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Member Member Note
James shown on RH’s hand-held camera
Karen shown on RH’s hand-held camera
Unnamed RH advises audience member is with a woman more attractive than he is
his birthday is today
RH suggests that she is the prostitute he’s hired
shown on RH’s hand-held camera
Owen wearing tracksuit
RH asks if he’s training for the half marathon
business analyst
shown on RH’s hand-held camera
Kira Irish
sitting next to man in tracksuit
met Owen in England
works with children
shown on RH’s hand-held camera
Unnamed tells RH that he needs hairspray
says the insects are living in the curtains
Unnamed says that audience is not made up of reasonable adults
David Frew nuclear physicist
RH points out to Rufus Hound that he is a nuclear physicist
Unnamed after Rufus Hound gave response as to why he left Celebrity Juice, she asked “What happened?”

Emergency Questions

Would you rather have a hand made out of ham, an armpit that dispensed sun cream, or a tit that dispensed talcum powder?

Is the sun cream continuous as well? Is it a continuous ooze? Well that. The other two are massively inconvenient and uncontrollable. And that is totally within the realms of being, if anything, quite helpful.

Do you have any unusual phobias?

I wish I did. But I sort of, I think that the triumph of being functional is to kill those things. If you’re scared of spiders just go and start picking up spiders. But, did you ever see Andy Nyman’s play Ghost Stories? Alright, did you see that? So it’s three ghost stories and they ask you not to ruin the surprise; I’m not going to ruin the surprise. But I can tell you there is, you know, three ghost stories and there is one character within that ghost story who says – they’re actually about to bring it back, I can’t remember, but it’s a bit like the Dr. Who episode… “Are you my mummy?” It’s that, right? Andy Nyman’s now a friend of mine and so one of the ways in which we became friends, he said, “Oh, you should come and see my play.” I’m like, “Definitely.” I can’t stand shit like that. It just lives with me and terrifies me and now every night when I’m locking up my house, and I lock the back door, which is like a glass door and it’s just the black of the garden, I know it’s fucking there, asking the question, “Are you my mummy?” And I very calmly lock the door. Very calmly walk through the kitchen. Very calmly walk up the stairs to bed. And inside I’m going, Fucking run! Fucking run! It’s coming!

Have you ever seen a ghost?


Have any of your siblings ever seen a ghost?

My brother has seen a ghost, but I can’t really remember the ins-and-outs of it. Sorry.


RH sings a song he wrote when he was 11.

RH tells story about arriving late to David Baddiel’s Wembley show and DB remarking at his presence.

RH referred to himself and David Baddiel on 24 Hours to Go Broke as “the two unfunny halves of two 90’s double acts”.

Rufus Hound is the winner of a Silver Sony award.

RH tells joke about how many members of East 17 it takes to change a light bulb.

RH suggests that This Morning With Richard Not Judy would be brought out on DVD.

RH says that Jimmy Carr may be a future guest.

Audience members note that Rufus Hound’s chair is breaking; Rufus Hound comedically tumbles over in the chair.