Title: In A Round Hole
Soundcloud Time: 1:05:14
Youtube Time: 1:07:44
Original Record Date: October 28, 2013
Soundcloud Publication Date: November 20, 2013
Youtube Publication Date: March 2, 2016
Please Welcome a Man
Whose finger is this very moment travelling in time.
Guest Best Known
For his appearance in Six Pairs of Pants.
Better or Worse than Last Week: N/A
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Member Member Note Michael shown on RH’s hand-held camera has “the terrifying black eyes of Eugene Tooms from the X-Files“ works in IT David shown on RH’s hand-held camera works in IT thinks the best thing about IT is the computers
Would you rather have a tit that dispensed talcum powder or a finger that can travel through time?
Obviously the latter because then I could reach forward to a time when everyone had a talc tit and dispense at my leisure.
Have you ever tried to suck your own cock?
Oh! Well, I mean, it depends what you mean by “try,” doesn’t it? I think we’ve all had a go. Anyone with a cock’s had a go. Whether or not success was achieved is our own stories. No, never. I’ve got someone to suck my cock for me now.
Have you ever seen a ghost?
No. My granddad rode through a man on his bike, apparently. That’s not slang in any way. […] He was apparently riding home on his bike one night and a guy stepped out into the road and he just went straight through him. […] I would love to see that. Just some fucking proof of anything. Because I have no belief in anything beyond what I know and what I know can be proven and all that kind of stuff.
Have you ever seen a bigfoot?
No, but I was convinced at cub camp in 1983 that we’d discovered a wood beast living in the woods of Dean. Because we found what we thought was a footprint and me and the rest of the cubs convinced ourselves that we’d discovered, like, a British bigfoot living in the West Country. It turned out to be untrue.
Terrible storm and transit issues the day of recording.
CW bought Wookie Hole Cheddar cheese, which RH calls “a contradiction in terms”. Later admits it was delicious.
When discussing the talcum tit/time finger question, RH posited a cock ring of time, where he’d put his member through the time portal rather than his finger.
RH says that he’s had a meeting with one of the creators of Goodnight Sweetheart where he pitched himself writing a version about a man from now who is obsessed with Goodnight Sweetheart, who goes down that passage because he’s so obsessed with it, and ends up on the set of Goodnight Sweetheart.