Title: Mouse Killing Alarm Clock

Soundcloud Time: 1:06:33
Youtube Time: 1:06:52

Original Record Date: March 3, 2014
Soundcloud Publication Date: March 28, 2014
Youtube Publication Date: April 13, 2016

Please Welcome a Man
With an infected finger.

Cool Kids

Guest Best Known
As BacBac from the TV series Arabian Nights.


Better or Worse than Last Week: N/A
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Member Member Note
Unnamed arrived late
in the front row
David Frew nuclear physicist
shot RH’s infected finger with the hand-held camera
Catherine Wikins RH asked for her permission to fulfill a Dirty Britcom Confession for RH where RH would fuck the person “right in the middle of a golf course”
gave thumbs up in response

Emergency Questions

Would you rather have a tit that dispensed talcum powder or a finger that can travel through time?

No contest, because I’ve got a tin of talcum powder. But it’s metal; it’s so old. It’s got, like, an offer on it for a horse whip or spats. […] But no, obviously the finger. I’d like to see stuff. It’s something. Does it make a whole and then you pull it out and the gap remains? That would be fantastic. I think you’re going to have to re-think that question. Well, there’s too much of a disparity between the two.

Who would you have sex with if you had a time-travelling penis?

It’s like a glory hole. It’s a time-travelling gloryhole. How is consent obtained? You did get me to choose to have sex with Keith Allen in Edinburgh. Anybody nice. Somebody nice. Not Hitler.

Have you ever tried to suck your own cock?

No. No, I know I’m not that limber. Is it possible? There’s rumours of Michael Flatley doing it. I don’t think it was ever possible.

Have you ever seen a ghost?

Uh, no I don’t really believe in them, so… I’ve never seen nothing that seemed like a ghost. Any kind of paranormal experiences whatsoever. No, nothing.

Have you ever seen a bigfoot?


What is your worst hotel/travelling experience?

I was thinking about this the other day, that I at one point had a little van […] and I used to stay at Hotel [unintelligible] and I used to put them where all the doilies went. They used to stay in the B&B where all the [unintelligible] went. So they had some pretty terrible experiences. I was eating consommé.


RH wearing “Have you ever seen a bigfoot?” t-shirt.

Although there were none at the time of his podcast recording, Robert Llewellyn now has a Dirty Britcom Confession, where he did not in the previous episode.

RH and AS are both a bit under the weather.