Title: I Don’t Need A Receipt, Chaz
Soundcloud Time: 1:14:29
Youtube Time: 1:14:40
Original Record Date: March 10, 2014
Soundcloud Publication Date: April 12, 2014
Youtube Publication Date: April 28, 2016
Please Welcome a Man
Who knows when International Men’s Day is.
Guest Best Known
As being the host of Sitcom Showdown, the 5-episode U.K. gold. He was also in the film Wimbledon. Probably just his voice, I’m guessing but I could be wrong.
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Member Member Note Steve railway engineer designs railways rather than operates them father drives trains Holly dating Steve stockbroker
Would you rather have a tit that dispensed talcum powder or a finger that can travel through time?
I’ll go for the finger that can travel through time. We are about 300 yards from – if you had a time machine right there and you said you’ve got an hour anywhere in history, I would take it back to this very area, just this area, in 1972 because Newport Court, just along there, used to be all second-hand record shops. And I genuinely look at old photos of this area and think – I still just live for buying old vinyl records and that would be terrific. If I had a finger that could go through time, I’m such a junkie. I think I could do that *makes hand motion* and bring them back through the portal. I could. Whereas the talcum powder thing would be taken care of, because we know that talcum powder is mined. It’s mined like coal. The talcum powder mines are out Romania way, and you know they have that image of Welsh miners coming up all covered in coal dust. The talcum powder miners come up smelling fabulous. Talcum powder is actually mined.
Have you ever tried to suck your own cock?
I don’t work blue. Never have done. Not because I don’t enjoy it. I think blue comics are absolutely hilarious. But that gag, Bill Hicks did it and that’s it. The answer would be no. And do you know genuinely what I’m thinking now? I mean, don’t feel bad […] but I thought, Oh, my girls will like this; this has gone alright. I won’t let them see this. I mean my eldest daughter is 30, don’t get me wrong. But no one wants to hear their old man talking about auto-fellating, thank you very much. But that was my first thought there. I’ve been 50 years of Pollyanna, now you’ve turned me into Malcolm Muggeridge.
This is the first year RH tweeted the date of International Men’s Day when asked on International Women’s Day.
RH predicts that audience is much worse than next week’s audience.
RH wearing “Me 1 vs Me 2” t-shirt.
RH appears to be recording audience with hand-held camera during chat with audience, but footage not included in published podcast recording.