Title: Pissing in a Money Tin

Soundcloud Time: 1:04:07
Youtube Time: 1:09:20

Original Record Date: September 29, 2014
Soundcloud Publication Date: October 9, 2014
Youtube Publication Date: October 8, 2014

Please Welcome a Man
*In robot voice.* This is robot voice.

Cool Kids
N/A

Guest Best Known
As the Saleswoman in Don’t Buy It. She was also the Tourist Woman in Count Arthur Strong.

Audience

Better or Worse than Last Week: Worse than next week’s audience
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Emergency Questions

Have you ever seen a bigfoot?

No, I have seen bears. Absolutely not cuddly creatures. People don’t know. Bears aren’t all around Canada.

Would you rather date a man who was a 6-foot tall penis with a face like Mark Reckless or a man who instead of having a penis had a tiny man growing out of there?

Is the man a different man or is it a clone of himself? Well, you know I’ve already dated a 6-foot penis so I think I would choose the man with the tiny man. That would be nice. It’d be like polygamy in a way. I’d get two boyfriends, as long as I got along with both of them… yeah, I don’t see the harm in that.

If in the event of a zombie apocalypse, what tactics would you employ?

I mean, I think I’d kill myself. I really hope that doesn’t happen. I’ve never enjoyed zombie films. I know some people really love them; I can’t stand them. It upsets me. Some people think those films are really cool. In London you’d have no chance. I mean, they’d be on top of you. Just, it’s too busy here. If I could get out I would go somewhere like New Zealand. And I think when there’s another World War – when – I think New Zealand is where we want to be. I think that would be the last place to go. New Zealand is my escape route for anything. In London I would have the time to employ any plan. We’d just all be zombies immediately.

Where do you get your crazy ideas from?

*No response.*

What celebrity would you like to be stroking your head as you die?

That’s so creepy. Oh, I don’t know. I don’t know. These are very creepy emergency questions. A celebrity to stroke my hair as I die. Well, I don’t like being stroked. I would hate that. You know when you’re ill and somebody wants to come near you and hold your hair, but I just, “Get away from me!” I wouldn’t come out of my room to have my daughter; I didn’t want anyone to touch me then. I’m like a cat.

Notes

RH has a cold and didn’t sleep much last night.

RH suggested that Mark Reckless looks like a 6-foot tall penis wearing a pair of false shoulders.

The one conspiracy theory KR believes is that Beyonce had Joan Rivers killed on Beyonce’s birthday over an offensive tweet made by Joan Rivers.

RH tells Richard Pryor story.

Something dripping on KR during recording.

RH notes that KR is in the “International” section of Dirty Britcom Confessions.