Title: TMWRNJ RHLSTP
Original Record Date: November 24, 2014
Soundcloud Publication Date: February 4, 2015
Youtube Publication Date: February 4, 2015
Please Welcome a Man
The host of Richard Herring’s Leicester Square Theatre Podcast. It is Richard Herring!
Guest Best Known
TL: As Charlie the Medic from Time Gentlemen Please. He also played Ian Snell in Excavating Rita.
PP: From the ragu advert.
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Would you rather date a man who was a 6-foot tall penis with a face like Mark Reckless or a man who instead of having a penis had a tiny man growing out of there?
TL: Does the man have a tiny… It’s infinite tiny men? I knew it. Well that’s a no-brainer. *RH desribes 6-foot penis.* Wasn’t this a character in the Organ Gang? No, he should walk on his balls. *RH suggested it would hurt.* Oh yeah, ’cause there’s no nerve endings in the base of the penis. *PP leans towards 6-foot penis.* But you’re going on a date, Paul. You’ve got to remember, you’re going on a date. Your date doesn’t really have a proper mouth. You’re going to have to do all the talking. He’s just going to have to nod or maybe wink. *Points at top of head.* And you won’t be sure if it’s actually winking. It could have something in his Herring’s eye. You’ll never know if it’s really enjoying your anecdotes.
PP: So this is a giant phallus? Testicles? He’s limbless. And presumably the only orifice is the little eyelet at the top. So where is the face? Because at least there’s one personality you’d have to deal with. With the other option you’ve got all these thousands of people trapped in this awful David Cronenberg Pan’s Labyrinth. *TL mentions a lack of facial expressions for 6-foot penis.* But I would know if he was laughing because his shoulders would be going up and down. And God knows what might happen then.
Emma Kennedy was meant to be present as well, but had to pull out due to her elderly father breaking his leg.
Desert Island Dicks (PP): Richard Kiel, Richard Jobson, Dickie Davis, Ricardo Montalban, Richie Rich, Ricky Grey [runs a chain of fish and chip shops), Richard Hawley, Richard Burton, Richard Cheese [parodies grunge music], Richard O’Sullivan playing Dick Turpin
Desert Island Dicks (TL): Keith Richards, Cliff Richard, Richard the Lionheart, Richie Richardson, Richard Milk [parodies Richard Cheese]