Title: Which came first Yazoo or Yazoo?

Soundcloud Time: 1:10:31
Youtube Time: 1:09:59

Original Record Date: June 8, 2015
Soundcloud Publication Date: June 24, 2015
Youtube Publication Date: June 24, 2015

Please Welcome a Man
There has definitely not been an embarrassing hiatus just then as Richard Herring got his paper.

Cool Kids

Guest Best Known
For her work on the seminal ITV stand up and sketch show Planet Mirth.


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Member Member Note
Lena shown on RH’s hand-held camera
in the front row
wearing an “I Paid a Pound” badge
first time attending a recording
entrepreneur helping small business grow
Unnamed shown on RH’s hand-held camera
in the front row
has drunk a Yazoo and suggests that it’s a chocolate milkshake
suggests that the drink Yazoo was inspired by the band Yazoo

Emergency Questions

Who could you have assassinated?

Well hello, we could have killed David Cameron and Boris Johnson. We could have killed them dead. They were at Oxford at the same time as us. I mean it’s like someone’s put drunken horses in charge of the country. It’s baffling to me.

Would you rather date a man who was a 6-foot tall penis with a face like Mark Reckless or a man who instead of having a penis had a tiny man growing out of there?

Has he got hands? Has he got a face? Has he got a tongue? Okay right, so he’s a 6-foot penis. Has he got a smiley face or is he grumpy? Has he got facial hair? Is he wearing clothes at all? How does he get around? Is he on coasters; does he just slide? Oh, like tentacles. So he’s got plastic hands that you could be wanked off with. Yeah, okay. So that’s choice number one. Actually, could we have the old, wooden, gnarled hands of your 100 year-old ventriloquist doll? Might be a deal-breaker, I can’t say. So it’s a man with a man or a 6-foot penis. I’m going for the 6-foot penis.


RH hopes that this episode will be as successful as Neville Chamberlain’s talks with Hitler.

Game of Thrones spoiler.

RH is having each guest sign their page of the Lannister notebook. EK writes: You are a massive twat but I still love you.

Kickstarter: John Mason wrote, “My brother Andy Mason is a fucking idiot.”

EK tells story of Stewart Lee losing his virginity.

Assassination emergency question stems from RH having recently had the opportunity to assassinate Michael Gove.

Desert Island Dicks: Richard Madeley, Richard Harris, Richard Ayoade, Richard Pryor

RH tells story of near-death experience when EK gave RH a bottle of whiskey and he drank all of it in 90 minutes.

EK won a Pointless Celebrities trophy.

Celebrity Masterchef spoiler.