Title: Maniac in a Suitcase

Soundcloud Time: 1:39:09
Youtube Time: 1:38:56

Original Record Date: June 15, 2015
Soundcloud Publication Date: July 30, 2015
Youtube Publication Date: July 29, 2015

Please Welcome a Man
Who has just been on eBay buying as many Amstrader emailer phones as he can find.

Cool Kids
N/A

Guest Best Known
As Gully Sutherland from Tipping the Velvet.

Audience

Better or Worse than Last Week: N/A
Like or Unlike Wikipedia: N/A

Member Member Note
Joe shown on RH’s hand-held camera
in the front row
claimed to be wearing a badge
requested one of the give-away prizes
at first RH refused to give him the Playstation bag, but later relented
would like to be an English teacher

Emergency Questions

If you had a finger that could travel through time…

I wouldn’t attack. I’d put it in the back of JFK’s head. “It’s not looking good.” I’d run up like the others, like I was protecting him but I would pull it out and “It’s not, it’s fucking…” Or whoever it was on the grassy knoll I’d just *mimes licking finger* and put it in his ear. No, it shouldn’t be JFK. I would, I would… because I was sat at the back watching and […] time travelling finger, you can do anything and all you start thinking about is revenge. Or poking fun. I would go back and point at my parents when they went into the Christian Planning Centre and adopted the rhythm method for me, because I genuinely think that where they conceived has left me with about 20% less of the brain capacity that I should have. I would point them to a chemist. I would rather come from a broken condom. Then they tell my dad that if he did it slower, at a certain depth…

Have you ever tried to suck your own cock?

Yes. It’s like impossible peace talks, isn’t it?

Notes

Kickstarter: Dan from InsertCoinClothing.com (audience member of an early episode) sent audience give-away, including t-shirts and a Playstation carrier bag.

Kickstarter: Caroline Quee: Rich, I choose time-travelling finger. How can the most pain be inflicted on the idiot of your choosing with it?

A member of the audience (possibly Caroline) corrected the pronunciation of her last name.

Kickstarter: Olly Bennett asks JV who in Cluub Zarathustra he would snog, marry, avoid, and kill.