Title: Maniac in a Suitcase

Soundcloud Time: 1:39:09
Youtube Time: 1:38:56

Original Record Date: June 15, 2015
Soundcloud Publication Date: July 30, 2015
Youtube Publication Date: July 29, 2015

Please Welcome a Man
Who has just been on eBay buying as many Amstrader emailer phones as he can find.

Cool Kids

Guest Best Known
As Gully Sutherland from Tipping the Velvet.


Better or Worse than Last Week: N/A
Like or Unlike Wikipedia: N/A

Member Member Note
Joe shown on RH’s hand-held camera
in the front row
claimed to be wearing a badge
requested one of the give-away prizes
at first RH refused to give him the Playstation bag, but later relented
would like to be an English teacher

Emergency Questions

If you had a finger that could travel through time…

I wouldn’t attack. I’d put it in the back of JFK’s head. “It’s not looking good.” I’d run up like the others, like I was protecting him but I would pull it out and “It’s not, it’s fucking…” Or whoever it was on the grassy knoll I’d just *mimes licking finger* and put it in his ear. No, it shouldn’t be JFK. I would, I would… because I was sat at the back watching and […] time travelling finger, you can do anything and all you start thinking about is revenge. Or poking fun. I would go back and point at my parents when they went into the Christian Planning Centre and adopted the rhythm method for me, because I genuinely think that where they conceived has left me with about 20% less of the brain capacity that I should have. I would point them to a chemist. I would rather come from a broken condom. Then they tell my dad that if he did it slower, at a certain depth…

Have you ever tried to suck your own cock?

Yes. It’s like impossible peace talks, isn’t it?


Kickstarter: Dan from InsertCoinClothing.com (audience member of an early episode) sent audience give-away, including t-shirts and a Playstation carrier bag.

Kickstarter: Caroline Quee: Rich, I choose time-travelling finger. How can the most pain be inflicted on the idiot of your choosing with it?

A member of the audience (possibly Caroline) corrected the pronunciation of her last name.

Kickstarter: Olly Bennett asks JV who in Cluub Zarathustra he would snog, marry, avoid, and kill.