Title: Punching a Watermelon with the Face of Vernon Kay

Soundcloud Time: 1:18:31
Youtube Time: 1:17:49

Original Record Date: June 29, 2015
Soundcloud Publication Date: August 12, 2015
Youtube Publication Date: August 12, 2015

Please Welcome a Man
Who plans to build a dry stone wall during this show.

Cool Kids

Guest Best Known
As one of the writers of the film Razzle Dazzle.


Better or Worse than Last Week: Better
Like or Unlike Wikipedia: N/A

Member Member Note
Andy McH shown on RH’s hand-held camera
in the front row
first to respond RHLSTP
won RHLSTP mug give-away
Twon shown on RH’s hand-held camera
in the front row
sitting with Andy McH
RH recognized him from Twitter
business analyst

Emergency Questions

If you had a finger that could travel through time…

I would send it to Galileo’s recently removed finger, which is still in a museum, and the fingers would meet and then years to come people would be, like, presciently imagined the future of The South Bank Show. And then I’d end by punching a melon that represented Melvyn Bragg’s face before breaking into Dancing in the Streets by Martha and the Vandellas and get some very poor reviews again.


Prizes on offer; given based on audience member correctly guessing which day is International Wazzock Day (answer is March 9th).

RI does impression of Stewart Lee.

Kickstarter: Ewan McInnes (former RHEPF guest) promoting his book Edinburgh for Everyone as well as his upcoming untitled book.

Kickstarter: Paul Craiggie asked RI, “If a question has no definitive answer, why bother asking it?”