Original Record Date: July 6, 2015
Soundcloud Publication Date: August 20, 2015
Youtube Publication Date: August 19, 2015
Please Welcome a Man
Who’s very prepared for this. So prepared for this podcast that the audience is in awe and excited about it.
Guest Best Known
SH: As Miscellaneous in Shoreditch Twat.
RD: For appearing on Richard Herring’s Leicester Square Theatre Podcast.
Better or Worse than Last Week: N/A
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Member Member Note Unnamed not present wrote to RH to say that because the tiny man penis is part of the vascular system of the larger man, he doesn’t need to breathe because he will get his oxygen through the larger man’s blood
Would you rather date a man who was a 6-foot tall penis with a face like Mark Reckless or a man who instead of having a penis had a tiny man growing out of there?
SH: Where’s his face? On the tip? But how big is this tiny man? But like, does it stay 4 to 6 inches? What happens? Okay, I’ll take the man with the little man. Well, what do I like? I just don’t think – the other guy sounds like a monster. I wouldn’t like to go to dinner with him because he’s got the blowhole. But does he have arms or anything? Where are his balls? But no legs? I’ll take the man with the little man.
RD: Wow. I would go man-man again. Because both of them sex would be out of the equation so I might as well have someone… I wouldn’t let a man fuck in the butt with his penis but I would let the tiny man lick my butt hole backed up by a thrusting motion.*SH says that the tongue will be too tiny to feel.* I’ll be the judge of that. I have a very sensitive asshole.
Have you ever come up with a terrorist atrocity?
RD: Terrorist atrocities. *RH suggests an anti-terror plot where he rolls up a newspaper he can use as a cudgel for hitting terrorists.* A rolled up newspaper, that can do some damage. I’ll show you something backstage. There’s a lot of things you could do to people’s feet, because I think they’re not expecting because they think you’re going to go for center mass and then you can fuck up people’s feet with relative ease. Also have you ever had – do it to yourself. Pull your armpit hair, garb it by the fist and pull it down. Do it backstage where you can really do it. Unbelievably painful. You can disable somebody with their armpit hair. Not a lot of people know that. I do it to Sharon often. In my terrorist fantasies what I do is I pretend – I think about times in my life when I’ve been close to death and then I just wrap myself in that blanket and I think, I’m definitely going to die and then just go and try and kill as many of them as you can with your hands. And so I think if you’re ever faced in a situation with violence just be like, I’m definitely gonna die and then maybe you won’t; it will be a nice surprise when you don’t.
Thanks Kickstarter contributors.
Kickstarter: Jamie Cox says, “Alex Newsome and Joey Cannon, have a very happy wedding. Or if only Joey is listening, ask her, ‘Why, why, look at him, why?'”
Kickstarter Victoria Muir asks RD and SH: What’s the one thing you wouldn’t want your mother to find out?