Title: A Child’s Drawing of the Enola Gay

Soundcloud Time: 1:24:22
Youtube Time: 1:25:04

Original Record Date: July 6, 2015
Soundcloud Publication Date: August 27, 2015
Youtube Publication Date: August 26, 2015

Please Welcome a Man
Who has done nothing that his mother was not expecting.

Cool Kids

Guest Best Known
As Gail in Pudsey the Dog: The Movie.


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Member Member Note
Hugh shown on RH’s hand-held camera
in the front row
works for a music festival company (Redding and Leeds)
RH obsessed with red flower on his shirt
was given traced outline of RH’s hand
David Frew nuclear physicist
shown on RH’s hand-held camera
in the front row
did not invent the nuclear bomb

Emergency Questions

Would you rather have a tit that dispensed talcum powder or a finger that can travel through time?

A finger that can travel through time. I’d just go and poke people who deserve to be poked. Like, eternally; like, people in history who have done bad things. I don’t want to say anybody obvious. No don’t because I can get quite literal and then it gets boring and pedantic. Who would I poke? I’m just trying to think of someone. No, please move on. Because I genuinely want to answer the question correctly. Because I’m trying to think of someone specific. Okay, the only problem is, with this question, you’ve asked me who would I specifically poke, which therefore… Obviously there’s the despots. There’s the kind of Idi Amins. “I am very, very annoyed!” And then you could go Stalin. *RH starts putting holes in this idea, suggests talcum powder tit instead.* No, I would never go for that. I never want talcum powder coming out of my own breast. No thanks. No absolutely not, no way. No.

Have you ever seen a ghost?

No. I’ve never seen one. I thought – I’ve definitely, you know, I’ve thought about dead people, but that’s as far as it goes. They’re not ghosts, they’re just dead people I’m thinking of really hard.


Give-away of traced outline of RH’s hand on offer; given to Hugh.

Kickstarter: David Frew says, “David Frew paid more than a pound for this, he must be a fucking idiot.”

Desert Island Dicks: All of the King Richards

Kickstarter: Al Coultard says, “I recently spent £60 on this, which in hindsight seems to be a bit over the odds, just to get Richard Herring to ask a question and essentially do his job for him. So when is the last time you mildly regretted pissing away a relatively large sum of money and what did you waste it on?”