Title: A Fan Who’s Won a Competition
Original Record Date: July 27, 2015
Soundcloud Publication Date: October 7, 2015
Youtube Publication Date: October 7, 2015
Please Welcome a Man
It’s the last one in the series!
Guest Best Known
As being the Strange Man on the show Epic Win.
Better or Worse than Last Week: Nicer
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Member Member Note Jill shown on RH’s hand-held camera in the front row has been in a relationship with Robert for 10 years but they don’t live together works in a call centre for resource planning Robert shown on RH’s hand-held camera in the front row holding hands with Jill Unnamed shown on RH’s hand-held camera in the front row claims that man next to him wishes they were dating removes arm of below audience member when placed around his shoulders Unnamed shown on RH’s hand-held camera in the front row puts arm around above audience member Andy McH shown on RH’s hand-held camera in the front row described by RH as “the star of the show” wearing a Bugle t-shirt, which RH finds offensive receives a round of applause from the audience
Would you rather date a man who was a 6-foot tall penis with a face like Mark Reckless or a man who instead of having a penis had a tiny man growing out of there?
Aren’t you tired of this? Yes, it’s exactly like a threesome straight away. Um, well as a great fan of this podcast I know that a lot of people have answered this question; it’s interesting to find out what their answer are. I particularly enjoyed Bob Monkhouse’s query as to whether the bell-end – *RH corrects to Bob Mortimer.* No, I remember when you interviewed Bob Monkhouse. That’s a worry, isn’t it, that that popped into my head? Bob Mortimer said that he – well, he queried whether the bell-end was the hair, which is – so where the face was on the cock. Um… hmm. What sort of peril is there, in the sense that what happens if I don’t do either? I think the tiny man. He could sort of wriggle around inside my anus. And hopefully clasp at the male g-spot at one point. You know, like, who was it? There was somebody who put… There is someone who puts – was it John Leslie – allegedly, who put a little gerbil up there? Is that right? Or a hamster? *RH advises this is an apocryphal story told of various celebrities.* Load of people have done it, yeah. Allegedly have done it.
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In addition to being nicer, RH notes that this week’s audience is also smaller than last week’s audience.
RH admits that he enjoyed the first interview with Stewart Lee more than the second one.
RH says that his dream guests include Michael Palin, Amy Schumer, Amy Poehler, Dawn French, and Adrian Edmondson.
RH describes the audience as “shout-y” and having an “end-of-term atmosphere”.
JL asks RH if he’d ever sucked his own cock.
RH declares this to be the best series so far.