Title: Cheg On!
Soundcloud Time: 1:04:29
Youtube Time: 1:03:58
Original Record Date: June 27, 2016
Soundcloud Publication Date: August 3, 2016
Youtube Publication Date: August 3, 2016
Please Welcome a Man
Who since last week has had sex with a baboon and Vic Reeves was right.
Cool Kids
I was down at the petrol station. There were some kids drinking Quatro. There’s four different flavours in one drink.
Guest Best Known
For her appearance on Nevermind the Fullstops.
Audience
Better or Worse than Last Week: Better
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Member Member Note David Frew shown on RH’s hand-held camera in the front row RH asked if he was wearing a new top but he’s had it for months Unnamed shown on RH’s hand-held camera in the front row wearing a t-shirt that says “I am the god of tits and wine” Unnamed shown on RH’s hand-held camera sitting in second row wearing a t-shirt that says “Idiot” Roishi (sp?) shown on RH’s hand-held camera in the front row has attended live recording previously works at a law firm Unnamed shown on RH’s hand-held camera in the front row in a relationship with Roishi has a cleaner press his shirts
Emergency Questions
What would you call a man who could suck his own cock?
Is this a joke? Okay, I’m going to switch this around a bit while I ponder that one. There is a word for – it’s called autoloutropholist and it’s somebody who drinks their own bathwater. Um, should you ever want to do that. And arachnobutter – something – ophobia, it is made up so I can’t remember it. It’s the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth. Anyway, I have no idea, is the answer to your first question.
Have you ever seen a bigfoot?
*Conversation wandered; no response given.*
MarshallJonesJr.com: Have you ever tried sushi?
My name is always spelled “Sushi”. Whenever anybody spell-checks their documents I come out as Sushi Dent. Yes, I love sushi.
LifeHacks.io: If you could jump into a pool of something, what would it be?
Jelly. Yeah. *RH asks if she’s worried about drowning.* Uh, I haven’t really thought it through. Yeah. This is Ben and Holly – we’re going to get back to – yeah, they go into a jelly flood. Jelly flood in Ben and Holly. Yeah, it’s true. Sorry, let’s get off kids’ TV.
Why do we have frozen peas?
You can get fresh peas. I’ll tell you why, because it locks in the vitamin C.
What is the worst rumour you’ve heard about yourself?
Mmmm, rumours. Uh yeah, well, Wikipedia. Wikipedia is always wrong about me and I’ve always thought I never want to change it because I’m a hugely private person and I always quite like the idea that nobody knows very much about me. So for a while – it wasn’t the worst one; it was actually quite funny – for a while I was in prison in Cambodia. And I was married to a paperclip billionaire. I never knew if that meant that I was married to a paperclip or whether he was rich through paperclips. There must be novel paperclips.
Notes
RH wants the word “cumpkin” introduced into the dictionary.
RH called SD his ideal woman because “we’d just be in bed and I could just go, ‘What’s the definition of that?’ And you’d go, ‘It’s this.'”
