Title: Pissing in the Queen’s Flowerbed
Soundcloud Time: 1:10:57
Youtube Time: 1:11:10
Original Record Date: November 7, 2016
Soundcloud Publication Date: November 17, 2016
Youtube Publication Date: November 16, 2016
Please Welcome a Man
Who is now obsessed with Brian Blessed.
I was talking to H from Steps. Do you know what the H stood for? No, it wasn’t – it was “Hyperactive”.
Guest Best Known
As Titch from Big Jim and the Figaro Club.
Better or Worse than Last Week: Better
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Member Member Note Joe shown on RH’s hand-held camera in the front row slightly bearded works as a sub-editor Unnamed shown on RH’s hand-held camera sitting with Joe wearing glasses works as a financial consultant Adam shown on RH’s hand-held camera in the front row “Rasputin”-figure designs newspapers Welsh
If you were granted the powers of a King Midas, but could choose what everything was going to turn into, what would everything turn into?
I tell you what my long pause is, apart from not being very good at improvising. My long pause is it’s about my downstairs front bit again. When you get to a certain age and you’re a bloke, you want to wee about nineteen times a day. I would love to be able to touch my testicles and no longer want to wee. That would be so beautiful. You know, when I’m walking up the road… I’m getting some derisive sniggers from most of the audience except men over fifty, all of whom are nodding. And it’s true; as you walk up the road towards your house, when you get to my age, you suddenly know you’ve got to do it, you’ve got to do it. It may well be before you hit the front door.
Do you think if you have sex with a robot that should count as cheating on your partner?
Every time I watch Westworld I think, No, no. That’s fine, absolutely fine. Do we know for certain [that they won’t gain sentience]?
Have you ever tried to suck your own cock?
I’m a man. What kind of question is that?
Intro credits introduce Kerry Godliman as guest.
TR revealed that Jimmy Young had died the same night as this recording is taking place.
Kickstarter: Product placement for Nothing But Tea.