Title: Pissing in the Queen’s Flowerbed

Soundcloud Time: 1:10:57
Youtube Time: 1:11:10

Original Record Date: November 7, 2016
Soundcloud Publication Date: November 17, 2016
Youtube Publication Date: November 16, 2016

Please Welcome a Man
Who is now obsessed with Brian Blessed.

Cool Kids
I was talking to H from Steps. Do you know what the H stood for? No, it wasn’t – it was “Hyperactive”.

Guest Best Known
As Titch from Big Jim and the Figaro Club.


Better or Worse than Last Week: Better
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Member Member Note
Joe shown on RH’s hand-held camera
in the front row
slightly bearded
works as a sub-editor
Unnamed shown on RH’s hand-held camera
sitting with Joe
wearing glasses
works as a financial consultant
Adam shown on RH’s hand-held camera
in the front row
designs newspapers

Emergency Questions

If you were granted the powers of a King Midas, but could choose what everything was going to turn into, what would everything turn into?

I tell you what my long pause is, apart from not being very good at improvising. My long pause is it’s about my downstairs front bit again. When you get to a certain age and you’re a bloke, you want to wee about nineteen times a day. I would love to be able to touch my testicles and no longer want to wee. That would be so beautiful. You know, when I’m walking up the road… I’m getting some derisive sniggers from most of the audience except men over fifty, all of whom are nodding. And it’s true; as you walk up the road towards your house, when you get to my age, you suddenly know you’ve got to do it, you’ve got to do it. It may well be before you hit the front door.

Do you think if you have sex with a robot that should count as cheating on your partner?

Every time I watch Westworld I think, No, no. That’s fine, absolutely fine. Do we know for certain [that they won’t gain sentience]?

Have you ever tried to suck your own cock?

I’m a man. What kind of question is that?


Intro credits introduce Kerry Godliman as guest.

TR revealed that Jimmy Young had died the same night as this recording is taking place.

Kickstarter: Product placement for Nothing But Tea.