Title: Mmmmm Yes. Do It That Way.
Original Record Date: October 31, 2016
Soundcloud Publication Date: December 21, 2016
Youtube Publication Date: December 21, 2016
Please Welcome a Man
Who is a guilty feminist, sort of.
I was hanging out with the Blazin’ Squad. They were always hanging out at the crossroads. They love it down there.
Guest Best Known
As Pongwiffy from Pongwiffy. She was also Mrs. Beaver in the The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. And, of course, the Baker’s Wife in The Adventures of Pinocchio.
Better or Worse than Last Week: Better
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Member Member Note Tamara shown on RH’s hand-held camera in the front row eating something teaches kids who are excluded at school Graham shown on RH’s hand-held camera in the front row sitting with Tamara manages a restaurant called The Beach House favourite meal cooked is duck
If you had to do a human centipede with two other people, if you had to, but you could choose the two other people, and you’re in the middle, who would you choose?
It sounds unsavoury. Is it? *RH sugests it’s more unsavoury than anything DF can imagine.* Not worse than what I can imagine. You don’t know what I can imagine. It’s never happened to me. I would choose – you want to know who I would choose? *RH elaborates on the physics of the human centipede.* Now you’ve said that I can’t think of anyone. Um, before that, I could think of some lovely, safe people like Wayne Sleep and Rylan. Those are the people I would choose to be front and back. But I wouldn’t be sewn to them. And I wouldn’t be interacting with their feces. What’s wrong with you? What’s happened? What’s happened in your childhood, Richard? You’ve got a lovely wife and a baby. Do you talk to your baby with that filthy potty mouth?
If you had to drink the entire contents of a well-stocked sperm bank, or be placed in a coma for ten years, where everyone thinks you’re not conscious but you actually hear and feel everything, which option would you take?
*DF* turns offstage.* Early taxi. Early. Yeah, I think I’d rather be unconscious. You’re much more horrid than I thought.
Ali’s Randomage: Have you ever flown a kite?
So now you’ve turned into Mary Poppins. Um, you’re just trying to be nice now and you don’t even really mean it. It’s fake. That’s a fake question. Have you ever flown a kite? I’ve never managed to get a kite off the ground and up, but I’ve taken over when it’s in the air. I know, that’s slightly girly. I’m slightly ashamed of that but I feel like I’m in safe company and forgiven by others for not getting the kite off the ground. But I could if I wanted to, if I practiced. Whereas some of these other questions, I couldn’t if I wanted to. Even if I wanted to.
MarshallJonesJr.com: Have you ever tried sushi?
Yeah, but it’s not my thing. It isn’t really, is it?
Have you ever seen a ghost?
I haven’t seen a ghost, but Jennifer has. We moved into a house, right, when we were students and, um, it was in Hampstead near where the Central School of Screeching Trauma was that we went to and she was in a room and somebody used to come and sit on the end of her bed. She’d tell me about this, “There’s this bloke that keps coming and sitting – or was it a woman? I think it was a woman – keeps sitting on the end of my bed.” And I was like, “Yeah, sure. Less of the weed, Jennifer.” Um, and – she never smoked, she never smoked. Never. – Um, and anyway at one point we had to bring in, like, show and tell, pictures of our family and stuff. So her mum looked at some pictures and low and behold there’s her grandmother outside that very house. Her grandmother had lived in the very house that we lived in as students. What do you think about that? Spooooooky. It is. *RH asks if DF would come back as a ghost to sit on her grandchild’s bed.* Actually I would quite like to frighten people. Yeah, I would. But only, like, fleetingly. Just fleetingly. Did I see that or didn’t I?
Have you ever seen a bigfoot?
Um, I’ve seen a big foot, yeah. I was married to Lenny Henry, you know. So yeah, I’ve seen a big foot.
Kickstarter: Thomas Eels is in the audience was given champagne and sitting in VIP seats.
RH’s cat died the week prior to recording.
DF’s dog died the week prior to recording.
RH tells story about taking magic mushrooms at Glastonbury. While high he saw the devil masturbating a bit of liver.
Kickstarter: Product placement for Harsh Singh, chartered accountant.
From 1:01:26-1:05:14 the microphones sound tinny.
RH talks about a dream where he’s interviewing Paul McCartney but hasn’t done any research on him.