Title: Brian Blessed and the Big Foot

Soundcloud Time: 1:38:12
Youtube Time: 1:38:04

Original Record Date: November 29, 2016
Soundcloud Publication Date: February 15, 2017
Youtube Publication Date: February 15, 2017

Please Welcome a Man
Who has never, in his memory at least, had an altercation with a shepherd.

Cool Kids
I was down at a recording of As It Occurs To Me. A lot of cool kids hang out down there.

Guest Best Known
As the voice of Jacques Chirac from Spitting Image.


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Member Member Note
Ian shown on RH’s hand-held camera
in the front row
has never had an altercation with anyone
Tara shown on RH’s hand-held camera
sitting with Ian
would choose the armpit dispensing suncream over the ham hand

Emergency Questions

If you had to do a human centipede with two other people, if you had to, but you could choose the two other people, and you’re in the middle, who would you choose?

Okay, what a question. Okay, who’s got the tastiest excrement? Uh, okay. Well, you know… Um, I suppose the front of the – okay, first of all, if I were to agree to do this I couldn’t go, like, the full, horrific human centipede; I’d have to, like, it would have to be like a pantomime human centipede. But, you know, it’s the same, but, like, we’re in a costume. So at the front, who would it be? Um, oh God. Oh God. What a question. I mean – and I’ve been asked this so many times – I would say, um, oh God, Donald Trump. Do you know what? If you’re going to do that you might as we just do it. Just make it as bad as possible. Um, and then behind me… Oh God, I don’t know. I think, do you know what, to be fair, what I would do, right, is I would… I would probably have like a competition and the proceeds would go to charity. So, like, everybody would get a fair chance. You know, it would kind of benefit Oxfam.

Have you ever had an altercation with a shepherd?

No. No, I haven’t. Have I? I don’t know whether this – fucking hell, I’ve just remembered this. I don’t know if this counts as an altercation, but I was, when I was ten, I was sexually abused by a shepherd. No, that’s uh – I wasn’t. And you shouldn’t joke about things like that, you know. No. The answer’s no. It wasn’t a shepherd.


This is PS’s second appearance.

Kickstarter: Product placement for Eventotron.