Title: How Short Are You That You Can Not Reach?

Soundcloud Time: 1:16:27
Youtube Time: 1:16:51

Original Record Date: June 12, 2017
Soundcloud Publication Date: July 5, 2017
Youtube Publication Date: July 5, 2017

Please Welcome a Man
Who just paid 5p for a Twirl, effectively. Yeah, find out how.

Cool Kids
I was at the Virgin Megastore the other day. Hanging out, playing Addams Family pinball in the basement with some Dutch tourists.

Guest Best Known
As Louise from Takeover TV.


Better or Worse than Last Week: Worse
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Member Member Note

Emergency Questions

Which was your favourite McWhirter twin?

Ross. Which one got killed? *Tsks.* Ay ay ay. It seems strange that Roy Castle would hang out with him; he couldn’t have ben like that. I did a good noise when you’d told me he’d been killed by the IRA. I went, *Tsks.* “Ay ay ay.” That’s my atrocity noise. Whenever I hear of some new horrible attack: *Tsks.* “Oh dear, oh dear.”

What is your favourite fraction?

Favourite? Can I ask what yours is first? *RH likes 3/8’s.* I like 2/3’s, because that’s probably where I’m at in my life, if I’m lucky.


This is AB’s third appearance.

AB is the first guest to make a third appearance.

At the time of his second appearance, AB was also the first guest to make a second appearance.

RH says Michael Palin is dream guest.

While perusing the emergency questions book, AB opens to page 60 and reads out the first question: Are you a racist?

RH will turn fifty one month after the date of recording.