Title: What is the Biggest Ant?

Soundcloud Time: 1:10:16
Youtube Time: 1:10:27

Original Record Date: June 26, 2017
Soundcloud Publication Date: July 26, 2017
Youtube Publication Date: July 26, 2017

Please Welcome a Man
Who for the last two days has fallen asleep at 2:00 in the afternoon, but not today so he might fall asleep during the podcast.

Cool Kids
I was talking to Dappy from N-Dubz today – he’s quite depressed. He was in prison.

Guest Best Known
As playing the character Marc Alann in This Morning With Richard Not Judy. No memory of that at all.

Audience

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Emergency Questions

If you had to have sex with either Zippy, Bungle, George, Geoffrey, or Rod from Rainbow, whilst Jane and Freddy at sex with each other next to you – but they’re married, that’s allowed, but can’t join in – which of the people from Rainbow would you have sex with?

I mean, to be honest with you, as far as Rainbow goes, which is quite a seventies reference point, I can only remember Bungle. Is he the bear? Oh no, Zippy, because Zippy, obviously Zippy’s got the zip on his mouth. Yeah, that’s the whole point. It could be quite erotic, unzipping the mouth and then lay your cock on the felt. And then the bloke – who’s the bloke? James, no Geoffrey. Geoffrey’s sticking his finger up your ass. It was never like that, Rainbow.

If you didn’t have to have sex with Zippy, Bungle, George, Geoffrey, or Rod, but not Jane or Freddy, who would now be asleep, but they said they were up for it if you fancied it, but not an orgy situation, it would have to be one-on-one, would you have sex with one of them, and which one?

I haven’t understood the question. Not that I haven’t understood the question because it’s too out there; it’s too long. I just lost any sense of what you were saying. You can if you like? *RH clarifies.* Sill Zippy. Still Zippy, still unzipping his mouth, still putting my cock on his felt, still Geoffrey putting his finger up my ass. It’s the same answer as before. I refer the Right Honourable Gentleman to my previous answer.

Notes

This is DB’s second appearance.

Part-way through the episode DB leaves to urinate.

RH talks about the generation of emergency questions.