Title: Fist of Fun

Soundcloud Time: 58:14
Youtube Time: 57:53

Original Record Date: Unknown
Soundcloud Publication Date: September 13, 2017
Youtube Publication Date: September 13, 2017

Please Welcome a Man
Who is having a Twirl inserted somewhere right now.

Cool Kids
I was in a solarium the other day. I was having a tan. All the ladies there.

Guest Best Known
For Let’s Do Lunch with Gino & Mel. He was a guest on that.

Audience

Better or Worse than Last Week: N/A
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Member Member Note
Luke back again from “last week”
had been previously speaking with RH about Lego Batman
first time attending a recording
works in employee benefits
Martha sitting with Luke
wearing a necklace in the shape of a Tunnock’s Caramel Wafer, bought on Etsy
did not enjoy the movie Minions
Unnamed JC apologizes for having his back to her
Tom addressed by JC
42 years old
wearing a hoodie

Emergency Questions

What is the strangest thing you have ever found in the embers of a bonfire?

I was quite shy about any creativity as a child. And my parents bought me this beautiful old piano and it was an upright – there you go – and it had ivory keys and those things with a candle – beautiful piano. And, um, I would only play it when everyone was out, for some reason, and I used to make up my own songs and everything. And I came home from school one day and my father was down at the end of the garden having a bonfire. And I wandered down, said “Hello.” And sticking out of it noticed all the keys. They just – they wanted the space in the dining room for some reason and he burned my piano. And I’ve never forgiven him. I mean, our relationship has never been the same.

What is the sexiest TV puppet?

There was one of the Thunderbirds – they had lovely eyelashes. I can’t remember his name though. *RH suggests it was Gordon Tracy.* And was he in uniform? Yeah, that will do the trick.

If you could have all your teeth replaced by psychic orbs that could tell you all future events by telepathy but would scream it a high-pitched volume every time you opened your mouth, would you go ahead with the teeth replacement operation?

Could I have the question again? *Question is repeated.* Okay, so it’s sort of a yes or no answer. I think probably not. I’m quite psychic anyway, I don’t need orbs. I get little twitches. I can tell when someone’s pregnant before they know themselves. And I can tell when someone’s dying before they know themselves. And I can tell when someone’s lying as well.

Notes

RH tells story of considering buying Gino D’Acampo’s house.

JC requested a fan be placed on stage.