Title: Rage and Balloon

Soundcloud Time: 54:33
Youtube Time: 54:47

Original Record Date: Unknown
Soundcloud Publication Date: September 27, 2017
Youtube Publication Date: September 27, 2017

Please Welcome a Man
Who is willing to talk about the tactics of Monopoly for a lot longer than most other people would think is reasonable.

Cool Kids
I was talking to some of the Crazy Crocos recently, who you may remember in the 1990’s were the figures given away in Kinder Eggs. They were very popular. And though none of them can actually literally speak, I did feel that they would.

Guest Best Known
As the Milkman from Filthy Rich & Catflap.

Audience

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Member Member Note
Unnamed 45 years old
RH had hoped to receive advice on turning 50
Unnamed 51 years old
on coping with turning 50, he claimed that he contented himself at home with his 25 year-old wife
Unnamed 44 years old
can’t wait to turn 50

Emergency Questions

Have you ever fallen down stairs?

Yes, of course I have. What do you think I am, a sober? When I was six years old and I fell down the stairs – I can feel it at this moment – my nose hit the corner of the thing and I broke my nose, I think, although I was never – because I was being babysat by my granny – And in fact because of that, I’ve had a dodgy, ugly nose ever since, I’d say. Can you see a bit of a brake there? And that was – I mean, it’s not a very amusing anecdote.

Notes

AS gate-crashed RH’s 30th birthday party.

At RH’ birthday party, AS wrote the following poem: Rage and balloon / Sage and buffoon.

AS asks RH what’s the closest he has come to dying.

RH notes that to date no RHLSTP guests have died.

Episode ended with AS mock storming out.