Title: Hello, Still a Feminist?

Soundcloud Time: 1:31:38
Youtube Time: 1:31:22

Original Record Date: Unknown
Soundcloud Publication Date: October 19, 2017
Youtube Publication Date: October 18, 2017

Please Welcome a Man
Who this week briefly considered becoming someone pretending to be a chartered accountant.

Cool Kids
I was hanging around with the American alternative hip hop duo The Cool Kids the other day.

Guest Best Known
For her appearance on The Nightly Show with Bradley Walsh.

Audience

Better or Worse than Last Week: Worse
Like or Unlike Wikipedia: N/A

Member Member Note
Catherine brought SP and RH Montezuma’s chocolates from her shop
brought vegan chocolates specifically for SP

Emergency Questions

Has anyone you’ve had sex with had sex with someone famous?

I’m not famous. Um, who have I had sex with? No. Well, not that I know of. And I’d just be really jealous if I found out. “Oh, you had sex with Paloma Faith. Thanks for telling me.”

If everyone else in the world left in a spaceship and left you behind, so everything belonged to you, where would you live? What paintings would you have on your wall? Would you be lonely? Where would be the most ostentatious place you would masturbate?

*Response to question about living arrangements.* Swimming pool. *Response to question about art.* Picasso’s and Salvador Dali’s and paintings I painted myself. And I’d tell myself I was better than Picasso and Salvador Dali. And no one’s there to tell me I’m not and I’m going for another swim. *Response to question about loneliness.* Nope, no lonelier. *Response to question about masturbation.* That is a good question, because the thing is there are different moods with masturbating. Because there are times when you just, even if no one was there, you still want to be in an enclosed, little burrow. But imagine: Ben Nevis on a sunny day. Yeah, Ben Nevis on a sunny day, that’s my answer. I’m just going to do it anyway, mate.

What swear word would you like repeatedly shouted by a drunk man at your funeral? The drunk man is turning up regardless and is going to shout something, so you might as well choose.

Is he? A swear word? Can I tell you, it’s not a swear word – is minge a swear word? I think shouting “minge” is so funny. I think there’s, there’s a few – when I was 18 I did a job for three months in Italy and obviously they were all Italian so, they can speak English, but we kind of lied to ourselves that they couldn’t, and we would just shout either “hamburger” or “minge” in public places. And that got us through three months. Like, we thought that was friendship. “Minge!” In a supermarket.

Have you ever been brass rubbing?

Brass rubbing. The London Brass Rubbing Centre is actually right next to Charing Cross Station at St. Martin-in-the-Fields Church, which is the Royal Family’s parish church, which is where Prince Charles was christened. They also do tai chi just outside. They changed one of their stained glass windows to make it less secular and put a moon up there, which is really beautiful. And no, I’ve never been brass rubbing.

What is the strangest thing you have ever found in the embers of a bonfire?

Um, it’s interesting that you should ask that. I found Germaine Greer’s corpse. In the embers of a bonfire. Her time was done.

Notes

This is SP’s second appearance.

RH states that the first podcast with SP was one of his favourites.

Part-way through the episode Ed Byrne joins RH and SP onstage to talk about Sunday Brunch.

RH notes that he is trying to make an emergency questions-based television show.

SP asks RH the emergency question: Would you be willing to eat a bowl of crickets for $40,000?

SP asks RH the emergency question: Do you think it’s acceptable to sit on public transport with your legs akimbo, taking up the people’s next to you space?

RH tells story about being recognized by a key cutter and being given a slight discount.