Title: Deeply Dippy

Soundcloud Time: 1:10:39
Youtube Time: 1:11:11

Original Record Date: Unknown
Soundcloud Publication Date: November 1, 2017
Youtube Publication Date: November 1, 2017

Please Welcome a Man
Who has been spending the weekend looking at his son’s red buttocks.

Cool Kids
I was talking to the, the, uh, man who invented Slush Puppies the other day. Ian Slushpuppy, he’s called. Well, actually he only invented the raspberry flavour. But how did he think of making it blue? Why?

Guest Best Known
For his appearance on Comic Relief Does University Challenge.


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Member Member Note

Emergency Questions

What is the most libelous thing you can say about Prince Andrew, remembering it can not be true?

That neither of his parents are royal. I don’t know. He came out of an egg.

Have any of your siblings ever seen a ghost?

My sibling… did you ask me that? I don’t know. We were sure we saw a ghost at our old school once. Well, it was just – It was late, we were rehearsing a play and, you know, the school was empty. And we were in the main, the gym area, which was like, the main area part of the school. And there was just a little boy just looking through the window out the corridor. Then we went out to the corridor, it was all locked. There was no one there. *RH suggests this was just a little boy.* I think it was a little boy. But he lived under the school.

Ali’s Randomage: Have you ever flown a kite?

Yes, I have. Is that the question? Yes, I have. It’s a bit fiddly, I find. The wind is never that – You know, if it gets windy it’s actually, you think, I’m going to be blown away. Oh, I do find – I flew a kit in the [unclear]. I’m about to do – The next film I’m going to do is David Copperfield, by Charles Dickens. And Mr. Dick, who’s mentally ill. It’s the first real, honest depiction in literature of someone who’s mentally ill. He gets these […] he’s trying to write a book but he gets bothered by all these thoughts about Charles I being beheaded. He can’t get them out of his – So what he does is he writes them down and he sticks the bits of paper, he makes a kite out of them and he goes and flies the kite. And every time the kite flies up all the thoughts leave him. And then, as the wind dies down, like that, all the thoughts go back into his head. Just sad again.

What is the strangest thing you have ever found in the embers of a bonfire?

I think a human heart. It was still beating.


This is AI’s third appearance.

Prior to the episode recording, RH had attended the funeral of Sean Hughes.

RH asks emergency questions from the app.

AI asks RH whether he has taken up any new hobbies at this stage in life.

Part-way through the episode a video clip is inserted of RH skiing poorly.

RH asks AI if he thinks Stalin ever tried to suck his own cock.