Title: Prime Minister of the Central African Republic

Soundcloud Time: 1:03:37
Youtube Time: 1:04:10

Original Record Date: Unknown
Soundcloud Publication Date: November 29, 2017
Youtube Publication Date: November 29, 2017

Please Welcome a Man
Who is at this very moment transforming like a caterpillar into a show business butterfly.

Cool Kids
I was hanging out with the puppets from The Herbs today who have recently been rediscovered in a box.

Guest Best Known
EM: The Chairman of Her Majesty’s Treasury’s Council of Economic Advisers.
GL: As the Safe Word of Collings and Herrin in the Collings and Herrin Podcast.


Better or Worse than Last Week: Better
Like or Unlike Wikipedia: N/A

Member Member Note

Emergency Questions

If you had to do a human centipede with two other people, if you had to, but you could choose the two other people, and you’re in the middle, who would you choose?

GL: I’m going to try to deflect this with a pun: Surely it would be a millipede.

If you could have a hand made of ham or an armpit that dispensed sun cream, which would you prefer?

EM: God, neither. I don’t know. Listen mate, listen mate, given your answers on the Brexit referendum I’m taking no lectures from you. I’m not answering the question.

GL: Oh, I would like a hand made out of ham. I’m a vegetarian, so I don’t get to enjoy ham, but I could nibble on my own hand.

Would you rather be lactose intolerant or the Prime Minister of the Central African Republic?

EM: Why is that hard? Why is that hard? Sorry, why is that hard? I’d rather be Prime Minister of the Central African Republic, obviously. Why is that an emergency question?

What age do you think you have to be to be old?

EM: That is quite tricky.

GL: I think it changes. I think it depends on what Madonna is up to in her life.

If you had to marry one of the Muppets, which one would you marry?

GL: Oh, Janice from the band.

EM: *Makes hand motion to demonstrate disinterest.* If I were the Prime Minister of the Central African Republic… *RH lays out war-related scenario where EM must have sex with a Muppet.* Peace talks; I’ll go for peace talks.


RH tells story about getting mistaken for Noel Edmonds.

RH notes that Charlie Brooker and Russell Brand were also possible guests for this week.

RH told EM he could have a free Christmas Emergency Questions book if he mentioned the book during the podcast.

EM asks the lactose intolerant/Prime Minister emergency question while perusing the emergency questions book.

EM asks the aging emergency question while perusing the emergency questions book.

RH notes that a fan tattooed his name onto their back during the 1990’s.