Title: Degloved Penis – Richard

Soundcloud Time: 58:27
Youtube Time: 58:54

Original Record Date: Unknown
Soundcloud Publication Date: February 14, 2018
Youtube Publication Date: February 14, 2018

Please Welcome a Man
Who is regretting the fact he didn’t do his Nil By Mouth joke after Kathy Burke talked about Perry giving blowjobs. It would have been brilliant.

Cool Kids
I was hanging around with the kids from the Belfast Why Don’t You? gang.

Guest Best Known
As the script associate on three episodes of the Very British Problems TV show, based on the Twitter feed “Very British Problems”. And sadly that is true. He also wrote one full episode himself.

Audience

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Member Member Note
Unnamed RH gave a free beer from sponsor Beer 52
gave the beer away as she was driving
Unnamed received the free beer from above
described the beer as floral-tasting
Karen from Glasgow
came down from Nottingham for the show
does charity-related work
David Frew nuclear physicist
chided by RH for not doing charity-related work

Emergency Questions

Would you like to taste my special porridge?

Yes. What’s the magic ingredient? *RH reveals it’s blueberries.* Oh yeah, okay, good. I’m up for that.

Have you ever met a shepherd?

Probably. You know, I do these, sort of, book signing things and have got very little time so I don’t… *RH suggests that shepherds have lots of time to read.* It is. They’ve sub-contracted to dogs of the work, which, you know, you can’t do that in a lot of professions. In oncology there are these special cancer dogs, aren’t they? So there were no, there were no obstetric dogs.

If you had to do a human centipede with two other people, if you had to, but you could choose the two other people, and you’re in the middle, who would you choose?

So it’s sort of, taking up the rear, um, I mean, I’d like to excavate my bowels into the mouth of Jacob Rees-Mogg. And I’d like to skate my claim as being first in the line. Um, and if I’m going to be eating excreter, uh, I’d want someone who has a very – you don’t want it to be a meat-based diet, do you? It’s sort of you have to interview on that basis. Maybe, like, one of these nut jobs that only eats fruit. It’s like…. ’cause eating pineapple makes your semen taste of pineapple, doesn’t it? Well, it’s literally coming out of there, so… Do you know that if you drink a lot of semen, it makes your pineapple taste of semen? So I’m going to go, ah, I’m going to go Gillian McKeith. Because she’s probably very mindful of what she’s ingesting.

Notes

Sponsored by Beer52.

RH notes that he drank a cress-flavoured beer from Beer52.

RH gives AK a beer from Beer52.