Title: Sting’s Bloody Toilet
Original Record Date: Unknown
Soundcloud Publication Date: February 28, 2018
Youtube Publication Date: February 28, 2018
Please Welcome a Man
He’s not my cup of tea.
The other day I was talking to some of John Robins’s and Elis James’s PCD’s. Pretty cool lot of people, I think you’ll agree. And not sad idiots who like a pair of losers.
Guest Best Known
As the programme associate on one episode of Harry Hill’s TV Burp.
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What is the sexiest TV puppet?
Oucho [from] Ed and Oucho. *RH shows no hint of recognition.* What do you want me to say? Muffin the Mule, Grandad? *Addressing audience.* You know who Oucho is, right? They’re all really old. They’re all really old. I’m young and I know about Rihanna and everything. Oucho’s a cactus. *RH states that this isn’t sexy.* It is. Think of the – do you not know about the pleasure to pain thing? I would have thought out of all of the comics I know you’d be the one most into erotic asphyxiation. *RH shows picture of Oucho.* Yes, sexy cactus. Yeah, look at those guns. *RH suggests that Oucho would be prickly.* He’s a puppet though, so it’s just like a ribbed penis. *RH asks if Oucho is wearing a badge of himself.* He is, yeah. But you do that though. Sexiest puppet.
How do you spell diarrhoea?
Is that really what you want people asking each other over the Christmas dinner table?
Can you believe you’ve read this far?
*RH deems this to not be a good question and moves on.*
RH reveals that the former frequent audience members known as “the Butlers” worked at Buckingham Palace.
DW notes that she got a picture she mailed in onto the Fist of Fun gallery.
Brief moments of this recording were bleep censored.
RH notes that the emergency question books is nominated for a Chortle award.