Title: You Are An Idiot
Original Record Date: Unknown
Soundcloud Publication Date: March 8, 2018
Youtube Publication Date: March 7, 2018
Please Welcome a Man
Who thought he didn’t need a belt today and he was wrong; he does need a belt today.
I was in Castle Grayskull the other day. I was talking to whatever He-Man’s cat is called. What is that cat called? Battle Cat – that’s when he’s changed. Cringer – that’s what I was thinking of.
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From their 60-second appearance on Comedy Rush at the Shaftesbury Theatre.
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Who do you consider the best of Jesus’s disciples?
T: That’s a difficult one. Paul must have been a quite clever guy; he wrote letters, didn’t he? *RH advises that Paul was not an official disciple.* Is he not? What about Thomas? He’s the best.
S: Is there criteria? What defines “best”? I’m going to go for Jeff. I don’t know their names. Was that horrible one one of them? *RH notes his name is Judas.* Yeah, I’m going for him.
Have you ever fallen victim to a con man?
T: I don’t know. Only when I’ve been on holiday and I’ve got tempted to play that game where they’re hiding a nut under some shells. And I go, “It’s definitely there.” And because it’s not your own money you think, That’s fine – well, it is my own money, I mean, but it’s not money you recognize so you kind of… you’re free of it, aren’t you? And you’re on holiday and you’re totally drunk anyway. “Yeah, that’s it – it’s under there.” But it wasn’t. I don’t know where it was.
S: No. No. You can’t con a conner. Oh, apart from the time a guy at a bus station asked me for his train fare, and I gave him it, and he said, “Write down your address and I’ll send it back to you,” and he never did. Apart from that time I was conned.
Guests are Trevor Neal and Simon Hickson.
RH tells story about taking magic mushrooms at Glastonbury. While high he saw the devil masturbating a bit of liver.