Title: I am Delighted

Soundcloud Time: 1:13:54
Youtube Time: 1:15:01

Original Record Date: Unknown
Soundcloud Publication Date: April 12, 2018
Youtube Publication Date: April 11, 2018

Please Welcome a Man
Who has been standing on drawing pins but has through acupuncture cured his headaches.

Cool Kids
I was hanging around with CJ de Mooi when he was in a pantomime. It was fine, there were no canals.

Guest Best Known
As the man from the Pot Noodle advert. Though before that he did he was one of the writers on the Radio 4 pilot, [unclear].


Better or Worse than Last Week: N/A
Like or Unlike Wikipedia: N/A

Member Member Note
Peter works in a bank
does not want to specify which bank he works in
says the most rewarding thing about working in a bank is learning Chinese
Will RH incorrectly guess that he worked in IT
works for a counsel
does not want to specify which counsel he works in

Emergency Questions

Is sex with a Frankenstein cheating?

Yes, um, no; it feels like a very strange form of masturbating, because – I don’t know. Is a Frankenstein conscious? Like a robot. *RH suggests that part of the Frankenstein might be made of part of PB’s partner.* My partner, like, their body part has been removed? *RH advises that her parts would be used post-mortem.* Am I allowed to know which part? Have you thought about a male Frankenstein with your female partner’s face? Are we assuming in all of this that you are capable of this? That you somehow in this scenario can get aroused by this horrifying thing? *RH suggests a scenario where PB’s wife gives her kidney and PB has an affair with the recipient.* That’s cheating. That’s wrong, that one.

Have you ever improvised a condom?

No. I don’t know what to say.

If you had to do a human centipede with two other people, if you had to, but you could choose the two other people, and you’re in the middle, who would you choose?

Donald Trump and Mike Pence, because I would sacrifice myself for the horror they would have to go through. No, that’s not true, is it?


When introducing the guest, rather than saying “best known” RH says “only known”.

RH and PB had been flatmates.

PB does an impression of RH chiding PB for leaving RH’s bread out of the refrigerator.

PB admits to subconsciously stealing RH’s credit card drop anecdote for I’m Alan Partridge.