Title: Harder on the Balls

Soundcloud Time: 1:10:18
Youtube Time: 1:10:54

Original Record Date: Unknown
Soundcloud Publication Date: October 17, 2018
Youtube Publication Date: October 17, 2018

Please Welcome a Man
Who, despite being a grown-up, spent six hours in a theatre watching a play about a child wizard this week.

Cool Kids
I was hanging around with, um, the cast of the Double Deckers today. They’ve grown up. Peter Firth was there. And the other ones.

Guest Best Known
For his appearance on It’s a Date, in which he had a date with Harold Bishop from Neighbours.


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Member Member Note

Emergency Questions

Would you rather have dandruff that doubled up as an acceptable substitute for ground coriander, or smegma that tasted like the most delicious cottage cheese?

Well, I would say, I would say the second one would certainly make it more acceptable getting your knob out at a farmer’s market. And that is what I’m always looking for in life. When I get up in the morning I think, How can I, how can I get away with this? Do you know what I mean? The days of popping it in a bath and pretending you’re offering it to a smaller person in a trench.

What is the worst thing that a cow has done to you?

Worst thing that a cow’s done to me. Uh, I used to have cows. Used to have four cows, pet cows. And one of them nudged me against an electric fence. Yeah, just went like that *makes nudging motion*. I don’t think it was malicious or anything. But just a bit of an, Oof! Like that. *RH suggests it was vengeance for keeping them behind the electric fence.* You’re assuming I’m keeping them behind the electric fence. Yeah, maybe I had an electric fence to stop rustlers from breaking in. Yeah, exactly. *RH asks if only the outer part of the fence was electrified.* They nudged me over the fence and then I landed on it.


This is RN’s second appearance.

Harry Potter and the Cursed Child play spoilers.

Sales of the new emergency questions book have put its ranking at number five in the “Books – Reference, Fun Facts and Trivia” category.

RN and RH discuss flavour variety of Beer52 beers.

RH asks RN some of the questions intended for Amanda Abbington.