Title: Cold Stones

Soundcloud Time: 54:00
Youtube Time: 54:37

Original Record Date: Unknown
Soundcloud Publication Date: October 24, 2018
Youtube Publication Date: October 24, 2018

Please Welcome a Man
Who doesn’t have a bad word to say about Alec Jones.

Cool Kids
I was hanging around with the Spin Doctors. Remember the Spin Doctors? Long time since we’ve heard from them. I was buying him flowers, I was talking for hours to them. They go, “We’re not going to shag you! Stop doing that!” “No, I thought you were happy to talk.”

Guest Best Known
For her appearance on the Richard Herring Fubar Radio show.

Audience

Better or Worse than Last Week: Better
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Member Member Note
David Frew has a BluRay player
Andy McH has a DVD player

Emergency Questions

We’ve all built a snowman, right? What’s the most unusual thing or being that you’ve ever crafted out of snow?

I’ve never built a snowman. You’ve heard about my childhood; it’s really bleak. No, I don’t think I’ve ever built a snowman. I told you that guy who threw a snowball at me, I went and bit his face. I was very unbalanced.

In films, snowmen are always coming to life. If that really happened, would you be happy or just freaked out?

Huh. Well, I like cold-hearted men, so I’d be like, “Oh, I recognize…” I would definitely film it for Instragram and that would probably go viral. Well, is he threatening? What’s about the vibe, isn’t it? I believe in good energy. Is he sexually threatening? Well, he’s got a carrot somewhere, mate.

What film/story would you like to see remade by the Muppets?

All of them. Yeah, all of them. Starting the The Muppets – no. Or that KKK film with the Muppets. Because it was intense. Oh, it was really good. Pop the Muppets in there; something for everyone. Or the Auschwitz one, you know? Brighten it up a bit. Doesn’t have to be all sad.

Have you ever kept a secret and never told a single soul about it?

Well, then you’ll ask me what secret it is, won’t you? *RH confirms this is correct.* I tend to put them all in my show. Um, have I ever? I must have, actually. Other people’s secrets I’m really good at, but they have to say that it’s a secret, otherwise I’d tell everyone. If they look me in the eye and say it’s a secret I’m really good at it.

Notes

This is LS’s second appearance.

LS reveals that she was intoxicated during her first appearance.

A portion of this recording was bleep censored.

Original guest booked was Amanda Abbington.