Title: Werewolf Penis

Soundcloud Time: 56:50
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Original Record Date: Unknown
Soundcloud Publication Date: October 26, 2018
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Please Welcome a Man
Who’s been here a week waiting for this show. It’s been terrible.

Cool Kids
I was hanging out down at the John Rylands Library. Some good manuscripts down there. A lot of the guys down there, pouring over those.

Guest Best Known
For his appearance in Lottie Bearshout ‘Good as Goaled’. Though he also played Glenn Wool in the short film The Brothel.


Better or Worse than Last Week: Better
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Member Member Note

Emergency Questions

If you had to do a human centipede with two other people, if you had to, but you could choose the two other people, and you’re in the middle, who would you choose?

Well, I didn’t have to be. Like, alive or dead? But you want two famous people? Well, the lady who told me to shut the fuck up, she’s behind. [For in front], Gord Downie. I miss him. He’s the lead singer of The Tragically Hip and he died two years ago. God, it would be confusing for him. Like, “Oh, you’ve reanimated me. Can I sing my beautiful songs again?” But first… No, you’re going butt-first.

What is the strangest thing you have ever found in the embers of a bonfire?

A sword that had obviously been used in a crime. Now look, this is Canada; that happens about three times a day. Yeah, you see, there’s a lot of woods in Canada. And, uh, the weirder you are, the deeper you go. And if you’re in strange moods, you start – and that’s kind of the rule. They don’t tell you – there’s no threat about going deep into the woods. It’s just, like, well, who do you think’s in there? So as a kid, just on the edge of the woods, that’s where all the pornography was. Then deeper in, the weirder porn. And deep, deeper than that, the swords from crimes.

Have you ever employed a smith of any kind?

My ex-girlfriend’s last name was Smith, but I didn’t pay her.


Recorded at the Dancehouse Theatre in Manchester.

The day of recording this episode is EH’s birthday.