Title: The Football Eagle Has Landed

acast Time: 1:28:06
Youtube Time: 1:29:28

Original Record Date: Unknown
acast Publication Date: June 4, 2019
Youtube Publication Date: June 4, 2019

Please Welcome a Man
Who as we record this has just been spending another whole day on Twitter talking to idiots about International Men’s Day.

Acronym Modification
Richard Herring’s Lemmy Sexes Tadpoles Podcast

Cool Kids
I was talking to a man I met who works in a castle and has one of those really big piercings in his earlobe.

Guest Best Known
For being a crowd member in the Vindaloo video. Remember that Vindaloo with Keith Allen? He was also Sir Oswald in Plunkett & Macleane.


Better or Worse than Last Week: Better
Like or Unlike Wikipedia: N/A

Member Member Note

Emergency Questions

What would it take for you to fellate the actor Keith Allen?

Is that in the book? It’s not one of the ones – Who suggested that? *RH explains origin of the question.* Do you really want me to answer? It would take for me to no longer be alive. No disrespect to Keith, if you’re listening. I used to work for Keith Allen. Me and David [Walliams] were writing on this TV show made by his company, so we’d go in to Keith Allen’s office and write every day.

Have you ever seen a ghost?

Yes. It’s ridiculous. I have seen a ghost, but I also don’t believe in ghosts, so… Yeah. Weird, isn’t it? Have you seen a ghost? *RH advises that he has not because ghosts don’t exist.* I mean, I one hundred percent agree with you, but I’ve also seen one, so… It was ectoplasm and it was in France when I was 14. It was green ectoplasm in a cheap hotel in France. But I also think that people who believe in ghosts are idiots, so doesn’t make any sense, does it?


“Cool Kids” is a reference to an audience member from the previous episode recording.

RH notes that the origin of the Keith Allen emergency question was from one of the Edinburgh Fringe podcasts with Matthew Crosby.

RH recounts his impressions about the second podcast episode with Stewart Lee (episode 63).