Title: Carry On Cocaining

acast Time: 1:01:09
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Original Record Date: August 11, 2019
acast Publication Date: August 11, 2019
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Please Welcome a Man
Who is suddenly regretting all the things he said about Prince Andrew.

Acronym Modification
Richard Herring’s Living on Scottish Tablet Podcast

Cool Kids
I was talking to Jeffrey Epstein’s prison guards the other day and they say they listen to the podcast a lot. They love it. […] And they said, “Actually, we better stop chatting and get back and see how things are getting on in the prison cell.”

Guest Best Known
IA: For being the semi-finalist of the So You Think You’re Funny? competition, 2006.
TS: As the voice of the dispensing machine in Red Dwarf, in one episode. And that’s not all though. He was also Mr. French in Dodger, Bonzo & the Rest.


Better or Worse than Last Week: N/A
Like or Unlike Wikipedia: N/A

Member Member Note
Liam has attended all of the shows
thinks they’re going well

Emergency Questions

Isma Almas

What’s the most expensive thing you’ve had eaten by a pet?

I’ve never had a pet. Asians don’t do animals. No, we just do kids. *RH asks what the most expensive thing IA has had eaten by a kid.* Oh, a Chanel lipstick. I was gutted.

Have you ever milked an animal or a human?

*RH first frames the question as only milking animals.* A goat. *RH asks about milking humans.* No. *RH notes that he has milked a goat as well.* It’s quite technical, isn’t it? Because you have to squeeze and pull at the same time.

What is the best thing you’ve ever bounced on?

Pass. *RH notes that he’s bounced on a bouncy castle.* ‘Cause, I’m not saying anything, but there is a weight limit, isn’t there?

Can men be funny?

I don’t know; I think sometimes I think they can but they have to, you know, work really hard at it, yeah. And I think sometimes when they’re trying to be funny it does kind of interfere with some of their other duties.

Tony Slattery

Have you ever seen a ghost?

Nope. Or I could be lying. No, why would you think that? Because you believe in God; you’re a supernaturalist. *RH notes that most crazy people have seen ghosts.* In this modern world of psychiatry, of medicine, “crazy” is reserved for paving. *RH ntoes that most gay people have seen ghosts.* You might as well just say, “Most ass-bandits have seen poltergeists.”

Have you ever tried to suck your own cock?

Uh, yes. *RH asked how it went.* What, just now? But then I was called on. I haven’t finished yet.


Audio only.

Recorded at the New Town Theatre.

At the end of the interview RH collects donations for Scope.