Title: The World’s Most Successful Homeless Man

acast Time: 1:08:14
Youtube Time: 1:01:05

Original Record Date: Unknown
acast Publication Date: October 30, 2019
Youtube Publication Date: October 30, 2019

Please Welcome a Man
Who is deeply regretting his winter choice in deciding to wear a big jumper during all of these shows.

Acronym Modification
Richard Herring’s Lick, Spit, Tickle Podcast

Cool Kids
I was hanging out at Coventry Cathedral. And the Devil being stabbed by Saint Michael on the front of it…

Guest Best Known
As the third cousin of Justin Bieber. That is why you’re all here to see him – and you’re going to be disappointed when you see him, madam. Don’t get your hopes up; there is not much family resemblance.

Audience

Better or Worse than Last Week: N/A
Like or Unlike Wikipedia: N/A

Member Member Note
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Emergency Questions

If, like Adam Sandler in The Cobbler, you had the power to transform yourself into any person with the same size feet as you by wearing their shoes after you’d cobbled them on a magic machine, which person with the same size feet as you would you become?

*RH asks what size feet BM has.* Ten. But who – how do I know who has the same size feet as me? How is that a conversation starter when it’s always going to lead to the next thing that is said, which is “I don’t know who has the same size feet as me”? That’s never a thing that is historically spoken about. What size were Hitler’s feet? *RH takes an audience poll as to who has size ten feet, then asks BM if he’s ever seen The Cobbler.* I’ve never seen that great film. People love Adam Sandler.

Notes

Recorded at the Warwick Arts Centre.

BM tells story about having been assaulted at the train station in Coventry.

RH reveals that he’d tried to get William Shatner on as a guest, but that his manager confirmed that Shatner does not do podcasts.

RH and BM muse that RH is BM’s biological father, if not in this universe than in an alternate universe.

RH notes that he and wife Catherine Wilkins both have size eight feet, so in a Sandler’s The Cobbler scenario he would be her.

RH notes that he thinks he looks like Julian Assange.