Title: Snogging Debbie Harry

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acast Publication Date: December 20, 2019
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Please Welcome a Man
Who was born in Pocklington and thus everyone in this audience is his sworn enemy.

Acronym Modification
Rockfish Halibut Lamprey Sardine Trout Pollock

Cool Kids
I was hanging out on the Fish Trail and a carp on Alfred Gelder Street…

Guest Best Known
As the character Sinjun from the brilliant sitcom – the world’s best sitcom – Time Gentlemen Please.

Audience

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Emergency Questions

Have you ever seen a ghost?

The honest answer is I haven’t. And I really wish I had. *RH notes that GF needn’t apologize as ghosts don’t exist.* I think they do, you see.

If your genitals had to be replaced by the face of one of the Muppets – the face would be able to interact and communicate in exactly the same way as the puppet – which puppet face would replace your genitals?

Well, they’re all pretty hideous, aren’t they? Probably Kermit, because he’s quite sweet. And then the girls might feel sorry for me.

If you could have a hand made of ham or an armpit that dispensed sun cream, which would you prefer?

Did you think of that? You’ve got problems. Well, I probably would have to – I’m almost a vegetarian, but I do have a bit of ham occasionally. *RH notes that the ham hand would not be a predicament for a vegetarian, as it is GF’s own hand.* But it’s meat though, isn’t it? I don’t have much of a need for sun cream because I take it on holiday with me and I always forget to put it on and I find I don’t get too burnt, actually. So the answer is the hand made of ham. That is the weirdest question I’ve ever been asked.

Notes

Audio only.

Recorded at Hull City Hall.

The usual sound man could not accompany RH to Hull, so George (who normally did the sound at the Leicester Square Theatre) went. RH notes that George expressed great satisfaction at being in Hull for the first time.

GF tells a story about when RH lent him £5. When GF wrote RH a cheque to pay him back, rather than cash it RH kept and framed it.

Ham hand/sun cream armpit question received a loud cheer from the audience.