Title: Cillagrams

acast Time: 53:26
Youtube Time: 53:27

Original Record Date: Unknown
acast Publication Date: February 19, 2020
Youtube Publication Date: February 19, 2020

Please Welcome a Man
Who’s tripping off his nuts on no sleep.

Acronym Modification
Richard Herring’s Lambanana Spit-Roasting Telethon Podcast

Cool Kids
I was hanging out in Penny Lane the other day, funny enough, talking with the Beatles. Chatting to a barber showing photographs of every head he’s had the pleasure to know. I said, “What? You’ve taken a picture of every head who’s ever come in here? That’s a bit weird, isn’t it?” He said, “No, it’s just selection of photos to show what haircuts they could have.”

Guest Best Known
For her portrayal of Joan in Sex Lives of the Potato Men.

Audience

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Member Member Note
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Emergency Questions

Who’s the most surprising famous person you’ve been in a lift with? And which I mean, you can’t have gotten into the lift with them; they had to be in the lift you were in.

Brad Pitt. Had a drink with – well, you know when you say I had a drink with Brad Pitt – I mean, I was in the same hotel, same lift, went out, we got to the same bar and I just pretended afterwards that I was chatting to him; I wasn’t. Yeah. He’s absolutely gorgeous. I felt like, oof, God. I had a bit of a turn when I saw him. He’s taller than you think. He’s beautiful. I wanted to lick his face.

If you could take one item from any museum or art gallery – and you’re allowed to take it home with you – in the world, what would you take?

The Mona Lisa. Just because I look like her when I haven’t got my eyebrows on. When I went to the Louvre to see it, I was embarrassed to ask people where it was because, you know what I mean, “Where is it? You know?” *RH notes that the painting is actually not that impressive.* Yeah, and you go, that thing of the eyes following you around. Well, any painting does that if they’re looking at you while you – I paint. I love painting, yeah. *RH asks whether KR is as proficient as Leonardo da Vinci.* No, but I do love painting. And I do love paintings. And I do love the Walker Art Gallery. Fantastic art gallery.

Have you ever seen a ghost?

No. Don’t believe in them. Don’t believe in them. […] No, it’s daft. Daft; I don’t believe in that sort of thing.

If you could have a hand made of ham or an armpit that dispensed sun cream, which would you prefer?

*Audience cheers when question is asked.* Is this a question that you’ve all heard before? The latter. No, not a fan [of ham]. Trying to be vegetarian. Trying to. *RH explains that the ham would actually be made of KR’s hand, thus not breaking any vegetarian rules.* Oh. And you ask this question to find out if other people are mental?

Notes

Recorded at the Liverpool Playhouse.

KR’s daughter, Emily Atack, was a previous guest on the podcast.

RH reveals that he had invited Paul McCartney to be a guest for tonight’s episode, but his manager confirmed that McCartney was unavailable.