Title: Shy Cock
Original Record Date: Unknown
acast Publication Date: April 8, 2020
Youtube Publication Date: April 8, 2020
Please Welcome a Man
Who now equates illness with drunkenness.
Richard Herring’s Lee Stewart’s Theatre Podcast
I was hanging around with Alan Measles the other day. You remember him from the RHLSTP that was ages ago.
Guest Best Known
For her role as a schoolgirl in 2point4 Children.
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Member Member Note Ellen in the front row wearing a stripey top works as a graphic designer when asked what the best pencil is, notes that it’s 2B Dan sitting with Ellen works as a freelance journalist is not reviewing the show notes that Dan is very good-looking
What is the worst thing that a cow has done to you?
What is the worst thing – Do you mean like a person that’s a cow? I haven’t had many encounters with a cow. Oh, actually I’ve milked a cow before, but it didn’t do anything bad. But not much milk came out. That’s not really bad, is it? Or is it? Maybe she was keeping the milk in to spite me. Yeah, that’s the worst thing a cow’s done to me – not give me milk.
What have you done to help the aged?
Do you know what? I visited my old school today. Yeah, because they’re doing a thing for their alumni magazine. And it reminded me – because opposite is St. David’s Home, where I used to visit every week as part of my social services. And I used to spend an hour there every week. So I’ve done a lot to help the aged. Well, unless they hated me. I might have helped them to an early grave. I mean, I think I’d – I’d sit with them and read with them and, like, they’d tell me stories about their lives. Fascinating, elderly people. And sometimes we’d play, like, what’s the that thing called… croquet. I did a lot with the old folk.
If you were God, what flavour would you have made ejaculate?
Chocolate. Chocolate. Has to be chocolate. Chocolate is my weakness. Oh, I love chocolate. *RH notes that KH could simply buy some chocolate.* But then that’s like chocolate with bells and whistles. Chocolate is worth the effort. I love chocolate. Yeah, sorry, I said that already. I like ganache and truffles best.
On RH’s dressing room door there was a sign with Stewart Lee’s name and photograph.
RH tells story of his history teacher in Cheddar discovering he was related to Cheddar Man, whose fossils were found in Gough’s Cave in Cheddar Gorge.
RH starts to ask the emergency question, “Do you see yourself as a pterodactyl or a lawnmower?” but moves on quickly without asking KH to respond.