Title: T n T

acast Time: Time
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Original Record Date: Unknown
acast Publication Date: October 27, 2021
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Please Welcome a Man
Whose daughter has taken up his mantle as a fantastic story-writer.

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Cool Kids
I was talking to that man who sent a TikTok video back from 2027, where he’s the only surviving human being. But still, what is most impressive to me, is that he’s managed to send videos through time. I’m still more interested in how he’s done that than the fact that he’s the only human being left alive. Anyway, he calls it […] and so did everyone else in the future before they died.

Guest Best Known
JC: As the autograph-hunter in Notting Hill. But he was also the runner on Blue Juice.
AB: For being the documentary voice-over in Attack the Block.

Audience

Better or Worse than Last Week: Better
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Member Member Note
Unnamed asks whether AB is staying at JC’s home while in London
Unnamed asks AB what’s happening with Bug

Emergency Questions

Have you ever picked up a randomly ringing phone in a public phone box? Who was on the other end?

AB: Nope.

JC: A desperate prostitute.

If you were only allowed to have twelve bones in your body, and no kinds of implants to substitute for the others, which twelve of your bones would you elect to keep?

AB: Erm, well, at the risk of being obviously lavatorial, willy is not a bone, is it, despite the phrase “boner”? Because it’s like… *RH suggests that a bone in AB’s penis could be one of the twelve.* Yep. Yeah, well maybe I would. Maybe I would do that then.

JC: I suggest you keep your skull. Because I think you’d look unattractive with a flaccid head. I mean, you could hold your breath and inflate it when you weren’t talking. But when you were talking; he’d be unappealing company, I think.

Do you remember the first time your childhood enthusiasm was crushed and broken?

JC: *RH raises the subject of JC having been bullied while at school.* Yes, I feel like it’s happening again suddenly. Yeah, I did. I got locked in a cupboard. By… I shouldn’t say his name. I nearly said his name. No, I got locked in a cupboard. I had to smash my way out with my feeble, bullied, little legs. Yeah. And then the reign of terror continued. Yeah, I did. What do you want to know about it?

Notes

Guests are Adam Buxton and Joe Cornish.

This is AB’s sixth appearance.

RH reads an excerpt of a story written by Phoebe Herring, beginning at time mark 3:54.

RH shares an idea for a tv show, wherein Margaret Thatcher and Mr T are married.

RH notes that in the first episode of The Adam and Joe Show, AB tells the audience that they’re much better than last week’s audience.

RH gives an overview of some stories he wrote as a child, from a series called The Thrylling Three.

RH reveals that he invited the Krankies to be podcast guests, but they had retired.

AB solicits questions from the audience.