Title: For Sport

acast Time: 1:05:22
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acast Publication Date: November 3, 2021
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Please Welcome a Man
Who’s deliberately teaching his kids the wrong things.

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Cool Kids
I was talking to Stretch Armstrong. It’s so fucking hard to come up with these. That is the laziest one I’ve ever done. Remember Stretch Armstrong?

Guest Best Known
For her appearance on the Canadian TV show Electric Circus.

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Emergency Questions

Would you rather have all your teeth fall out and be replaced by the teeth of a Neanderthal man or woman or have all your hair fall out and be replaced by the wire from a Brillo pad?

I don’t wear my real hair professionally anyway. I wear wigs, I wear wiglets, I wear extensions. Not today. I’ve come au naturel for you. But definitely hair. I love my teeth. I value teeth. I’m not from here. I would do anything. Having my teeth fall out is my greatest nightmare. No. *RH points out that the Brillo hair would be all bodily hair; not just the head hair.* I don’t have any other hair.

Would you rather be King Stephen or Stephen King?

Wow. *RH expands upon Stephen of Blois’s life and times. RH mentions that Stephen King was hit by a truck.* What? Stephen King got hit by a truck? But he’s fine? I – not to get too political – I would never want to be king of anything. I think if you want leadership, then – and this is in any party; this is not party-specific – then I think it means you’re probably a very dangerous, weird person. And I would rather be Stephen King because he’s an excellent writer. Imagine my book, but with a Stephen King twist.

Notes

This is KR’s third appearance.

RH notes that on Twitter there is a new Emergency Question bot that will ask users an emergency question when greeted.

KR points out that previous podcast guest Marcus Bristocke also appeared on KR’s Guest Best Known credit.