Title: What Women Want!

acast Time: 1:09:01
Youtube Time: 1:08:25

Original Record Date: January 10, 2022
acast Publication Date: January 19, 2022
Youtube Publication Date: January 19, 2022

Please Welcome a Man
Who carried on podcasting when he’d just had a testicle removed, so Covid can’t stop him.

Acronym Modification
Richard Herring’s Lungs Slowly Terminating Podcast

Cool Kids
I was hanging around with the Ebola virus the other day. It’s a bit pissed off that it’s been overshadowed in the news lately by this newcomer. It’s planning a comeback, everyone, so watch out for it.

Guest Best Known
For her appearance on the Edinburgh RHLSTP in 2019.

Audience

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Member Member Note
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Emergency Questions

Who is your favourite hometown celebrity?

Oh God, are there any? *RH gives list of celebrities from Taunton but the two trail off onto another subject.*

Would you rather be able to channel the spirits of dead celebrities or never have to replace the lightbulb in your bathroom?

Bathroom lightbulb, please. I know that’s very boring but I’ve just met lots of live celebrities and I barely wanted to hear what they had to say. So I’m not sure I want the dead ones interrupting me.

If you could only ban one of the two, would you rather ban badger baiting or masturbating?

*RH explains badger baiting.* Yeah, I’m going to ban that. Badger’s are hench. You shouldn’t mess with badgers. Masturbating is just one of the best things in the world. It’s free, it doesn’t hurt anybody, and there’s no calories, and it doesn’t affect climate change. If anything, we should be doing more of it, because if we were all more distracted doing that we’d stop doing all the other terrible things we’re doing.

What is the most disgusting thing you’ve ever had in your mouth?

Kimchi and dolcelatte. It was disgusting. And I have a very, um, active gag reflex. We were in a Michelin-star restaurant and I put it in t try it and it tasted so revolting that I hocked it back up into my hand and then didn’t have a napkin so I had to walk through the restaurant carrying a handful of kimchi and dolcelatte to go and put it in the toilet. Kimchi is fermented cabbage and dolcelatte is like a soft cheese. Like, a really strong cheese. And it was together. Like, you know when you put something in and your body goes, This is wrong. Get it out. This is going to kill you. Um, and so I had to get it out before I was poisoned. It was so disgusting.

Notes

This episode was live-streamed via Twitch, with RH and guest in each of their own homes due to RH suffering from Covid-19.

This is LL’s second appearance.

RH suspects that he contracted Covid at Pantoland at the London Palladium.

RH reveals that LL’s old school in Taunton held an assembly about her.

RH tells story about being in his early twenties and seeing Jenny Aggutter in the BBC canteen. RH notes that he went weak in the knees at the sight of her.

At the 36:48 time mark, a still of RH and previous guest Peter Baynham appears.