Title: Naked in Brixton

acast Time: 54:18
Youtube Time: 53:52

Original Record Date: Unknown
acast Publication Date: January 22, 2022
Youtube Publication Date: January 22, 2022

Please Welcome a Man
He’s still self-isolating. He’s still in his pyjamas.

Acronym Modification
Richard Herring’s Lobbing Serbian Tennis Players Podcast

Cool Kids
I was talking to Ian Wordle the other day. And the bloke – that is practically his name; the man who invented Wordle, the hit word game on the Internet.

Guest Best Known
For playing Jewel Thistleton in Resting.

Audience

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Emergency Questions

Have you ever seen a ghost?

I tried to convince my mum that I saw a ghost cat once. But I didn’t actually see one. I just really wanted something interesting to say. I pretended to see a ghost of a cat in the garden and I remember her saying, “You’re full of rot.” I think that I came up with this ridiculous, this ridiculous story. Like, did some weird backwards dance. And did, like, weird stuff and tried to convince my mum that I was more interesting than I was, as a five year-old or a six year-old or something. But yeah, I don’t think I’ve actually seen a ghost except for the ghost cat that didn’t exist.

What musical instrument that you don’t know how to play do you think you could pick up right now and have a pretty good crack at?

What’s the one… a didgeridoo. Definitely that. Because you could basically just fart into it, couldn’t you? You could make all sorts of noises and I think its quite easy. I don’t think I’ve ever had a go on one. But I think I could do that, for sure.

Who is your favourite Steve?

Probably Coogan, right? You invented Alan Partridge.

Would you rather die on your feet, live on your knees, or slide down a bank of snow on your bottom?

Definitely slide down a bank of snow on my bottom. Definitely. That sounds fun right now.

Would you rather have Angelina Jolie’s lips or Jennifer Aniston’s hair? But the lips would not replace your lips, but be put in the middle of your back. The lips would be autonomous and be able to talk and need feeding and would be furious about being transplanted. The hair would be all the hair that has ever grown out of Jennifer Aniston’s head and body and you wouldn’t be able to trim or shave it off. You would have a lifetime’s worth of [unclear] celebrity hair growing on whatever part of the body it initially grew on, or nearest equivalent.

But with Aniston’s hair – What do you mean? Multiple haircuts on my head? Like, Cousin It kind of thing. Oh, I think… I don’t really like the idea of kind of angry lip back. I think angry lip back would be a pain in the ass. You’d have to get some sort of – You’d have to put things in it to shut it up when you’re doing podcast interviews and whatever. I don’t think she’d be scary if she was angry. I don’t want Angelina. I was going to say “bum lips.” I don’t know why. I was going to say… No, I don’t want Angelina’s bum lips on my back. It would be a pain in the bum. I think I’d definitely have Aniston’s hair all over my body. And I’d kind of My Little Pony up and, you know, plait them and do all sorts of stuff with them.

Notes

This episode was live-streamed via Twitch, with RH and guest in each of their own homes due to RH suffering from Covid-19.

LJM reveals that prior to recording, she left her microphone on when she went to have a pee.