Title: Aer Lingus Babies

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acast Publication Date: June 1, 2022
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Please Welcome a Man
You may have seen in the Daily Express.

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Cool Kids
I was talking to Hoss from Bonanza. Thought I’d put something for the old guy. Remember that? Remember Bonanza, Dave? Thought I’d do something for the older people. Remember Hoss from Bonanza?

Guest Best Known
As Robbie the Reindeer. He was also the Gentleman From East Chiswick in Moll Flanders.

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Emergency Questions

Adrian Chiles has a urinal in his bathroom at home. What is the most unexpected item in your house? Or, if you don’t have one, in any celebrity’s house you’ve been in?

A piranha. It’s a dead piranha, I have. Yeah. It smells. Oh God, well I suppose it depends on what you think is unusual. I think [Adrian Chile’s urinal] is a good idea. […] I just love a bit of porcelain. It’s a nice object.

If you could take one item from any museum or art gallery – and you’re allowed to take it home with you – in the world, what would you take?

I would probably take something like the Edvard Munch work The Scream, or something like that. I actually – the wallpaper on my phone is another Edvard Munch painting of people on a quay in a little port. Or a Van Gogh. Any of them.

If you could go into a chrysalis and turn into anything else – you can melt in there if you want – and you still have your memories, what would you turn into on the other side?

I would like to come out as water. What sort of a question is that? I would be drank by somebody. I would become part of them and then they’d piss me out and I would end up somewhere else.

Notes

RH thanks Kickstarter contributors.

Kickstarter contributor Crispin says, “We will now observe a minute of silence to get maximum impact from my money.” RH observes silence for an unspecified period of time until deciding it won’t work.

RH tells story of a disappointing toilet seat in a Hitchin Starbucks.