Title: Kiss

acast Time: 1:29:39
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Original Record Date: Unknown
acast Publication Date: July 20, 2022
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Please Welcome a Man
Who this week has lost his best friend.

Acronym Modification
Richard Herring’s London Shitty Transport Podcast

Cool Kids
I was talking to Snagglepuss the other day.

Guest Best Known
For being the associate producer of a short film about – I can’t even remember what it’s about. Hats. Is that what it says? He was also, of course… It wasn’t just that. He was also the audience wrangler on QI.

Audience

Better or Worse than Last Week: Better
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Member Member Note
Andy McH At the request of RH, looks up the image used for the “dog” emoji
RH accuses him of being inclined to sleep with the Strictly Come Dancing dancers, given the opportunity
After RH quotes Jesus’s, “Judge not lest ye be judged,” he notes that he is saying that “to everyone, but especially to [Andy McH]”

Emergency Questions

What’s the furthest you’ve driven in one day?

It was last week. Oh, hang on. Am I driving or am I in the car? *RH confirms either is acceptable.*Well, you said driving. Yeah, so I’ve driven was last week for two hours. I did a two-hour driving lesson. I can’t drive. But last week was my first two-hour session. So it was last week. I passed the theory. So if you want to talk the theory of driving, I can do that.

If your house was on fire, what three items would you definitely leave behind or even surreptitiously throw into the flames when no one was looking?

Oh, leave behind. No, all of the shoes. All of the – just a giant pile of shoes. They’re not – I’m not sorting them, Grace isn’t sorting them; they’ve just been there for years. A giant pile of – You know, where d you put your shoes? […] So all of the shoes go. I had one of those cupboards that had the spinning shelves and that broke. And then someone came round and put the spinning – It’s just turned into a normal, standard cupboard, but they didn’t get rid of the shelf. And I’ve not gotten rid of the spinning shelves. So the spinning shelves are just in the hallway. So the spinning shelves would go. So shoes, spinning shelves, and, um… Oh God. The, um… I like this question. It’s good. A third item? There’s nothing I want to get rid of. *RH asks whether there’s anything of SW’s partner that he’d like to be rid of.* Her socks in my drawer. Yes. That really drives me nuts. That’s my sock drawer. It’s chaos. It’s really, it’s chaos.

Notes

This is SW’s second appearance.

Recorded at the Phoenix in London.

RH notes that his cat, Smithers, recently died.